A list of puns related to "Vining"
It came with tendrils
Heβs made a entire career out of Christmas cracker jokes and somehow still makes me laugh.
https://youtu.be/HCn9lkazxjk
He had trouble with flowers. His patience was growing a little thin. He keeps Vining to know Rye. The answer is a little seedling.
"Who greased the vine?"
Wrong on many levels
What a ledge!
Credit: Tim Vine
Breathe, damn it! Breathe!
Wooden tit.
(Credit Tim Vine)
A human bean.
Because theyβre all in AR-Kansas.
Everything happens for a raisin.
You boil the hell out of it
"It's okay, dad... He woke up." Doesn't even smile. Walks away.
They were plumpkin
He said, βHow flexible are you?β I said, βI canβt make Tuesdays.β (h/t Tim Vine)
The dad says, βI bet if you pop one of those balloons sheβll let out a little wine.β
His wife just rolled her eyes and went back to watching her daughter, while the dad laughed to himself.
Iβll tell you what, never again. (h/t Tim Vine)
Vines Are Creepy
Weird cos the label says it comes from the ground.
I've decided to sell my Hoover ... well, it was just collecting dust
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00dFzPbzOws
If you'd like to watch a video of him, here's one, or you could watch him on youtube.
It said "Parking fine". So that was nice.
The rest of the jacuzzi belongs to my wife.
Bad Minton!
I call that Instagram.
Boil the hell out of it
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