Because they have popcorn lungs!
He said to guard the family Juul
I studied at Juuliard.
She calls it her crown Juul.
This juulry has gotten out of hand
They don't have enough lung capacity
Cloudy with a Chance of meatballs
She's prefers that I call it breathing treatments for asthma.
Hazies
Patient: yes.
Doctor: marijuana, cigarettes, cigars, Vapes?
Patient: mostly brisket, and pork.
Close but no vape.
He called himself Vlad the Inhaler.
In the end, he was running on fumes.
My dumbass kid: dad these are vape pens
Me: no they are the family juuls
it's all smoke and mirrors to me.
But it's mostly his axe-scent.
He took the phone, and said, in the voice of Freddie Mercury, "Is this the wi-fi? Is this just fantasy?...Caught in a landline, we don't need AT&T.." and then passed the phone back. We already have AT&T, and I WAS ON THE PHONE WITH A FRIEND THAT DOES ACCOUNTING?, NOTHING TO DO WITH SOMEONE CALLING OUR HOUSE. No more Crockpot broccoli and cheese soup using weed butter for him. Good god... I'm almost impressed. We also haven't had a landline in years. God bless this small dog weilding, vaping man.
Planet of the Vapes
But they banned flavored vapes.
It’s been smoking now going on fourteen years straight and vaping for the past three.
They're calling it the Planet of the Vapes
(Thanks to Hugh Dennis for this one)
Recently e-cigs/vapes have been banned on city property and public transit.
Screenshot from Twitter: http://imgur.com/40Sq0qK
2 year old tried to open the door to a vape store next to the kids' haircut place.
"Wrong door, bud. That head shop's not for you."
Her: does cool vape smoke trick
Family and friends: clapping
Me: "oh look she got the clap" Groans and disturbed faces were made
Patient: yes
Doctor: marijuana, cigarettes, cigars, Vapes?
Patient: mostly brisket, and pork.
