I asked the attendant, "Could you please validate my parking?"

He took one look and said, "You could've been a bit straighter."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greedydita
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2022
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All i see is a valid reasoning
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Raaz131
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Seems like some people always need their opinions validated.

Am I right?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TexanSince76
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2022
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Not a joke, but validation

Just had my first child earlier this week and so grateful for this sub. I've been using it for weeks to get ready for the big show. Keep the jokes coming, I need to up my game now that I'm in the majors with you other dads!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConfusedPanda76
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2022
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Why do people believe in the flat earth theory?

They hit their heads at the edge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UncreativeNoob
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2022
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What's red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

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Why can Nazis help animals?

Because they are veteran Aryans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rod-Serling-Lives
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2022
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He has a valid point
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πŸ‘€︎ u/udipadhikari
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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He has a valid point.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/babydoll_bd
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2018
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An on-the-fly original by my dad

We're at the car rental place and they tell us it's going to be an hour long wait because they are short handed on people to wash the cars.

My dad says, "Why would you hire people with short hands to wash cars?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrthatsthat
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2022
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Louis Braille raised a valid point that made sense.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/deejay22998
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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It's a valid question.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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I saw a murder in a Walmart parking lot yesterday.

There must have been a dozen or more crows gathered around a piece of pizza on the ground.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theKFP
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2022
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Ba dum ts- awwww
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πŸ‘€︎ u/karlicbread
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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The term "caps" is not valid unless you multiply this...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Solilupus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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Why does the circle always ends up losing in an argument?

Because unlike the circle, the cone actually has a valid point.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LightOfVictory
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2022
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How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Nein.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnxietyIsEnergy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2022
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So that is why...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/aidanexe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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β€œFrisbee is not a valid Olympian sport”.

Discus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kedgesproz
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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Doctor: Sorry sir but your body has ran out of Magnesium

Me: 0Mg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ssr0203
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2021
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Parking Validation youtu.be/EnvZTJc74Dw
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElderCunningham
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2018
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burned
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bitchyswiftie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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How does a train eat it's dinner?

It chew chews it!?

Credit: My 3 year old, who validated the joke through my 6 year old.

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I had my parking validated earlier.

Guy was like, "Left side parallel, way to go."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrthatsthat
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2018
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Nathan W. Pyle is one of my favorite artists.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brute1100
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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A valid excuse for being late...

I work in logistics and occasionally get great excuses for why truckers are late to deliver. Today a guy called in an explained he hit an alligator and blew out some tires. My buddy's response: "Sounds like he had a rare run in with the You'll Be Later Alligator. Unless it was actually an It'll Be Awhile Crocodile."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anix421
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2018
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How is buying something with cash like a trans person choosing whether or not to get surgery?

They're all valid trans actions

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πŸ‘€︎ u/f4ckst8farm
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2021
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There must be a typo in the "sort by" options.

I chose "new" but they're all reposts... should be "knew" instead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/feckinBANANA
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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Why are squirrels not circus animals?

They don’t like to work for peanuts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kilokiilo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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My fire chief proved he was a dad when I bought a Jeep Compass

"I like your new Jeep, but it's broken." I look at him confused. "It's in the parking lot pointing west. Shouldn't Compasses always point north?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/krisphoto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2016
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Exciting information....a brand new calendar is coming out next year!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2018
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What's Justin Timberlake's favorite part of Ukraine?

The Crimea River

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScoutsOut389
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2017
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10-love

Me: What time are you going to be home tonight?

Wife: Ten-ish.

Me: Okay. And what sport does Sean Connery like to play at the country club?

Wife: Ugh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rkrismcneely
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2016
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I can’t do good work in Excel without getting compliments,

I really need the validation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VaiterZen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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Not my dad but hilarious nonetheless

So for background, I work at McDonald's. I have to scan every Euro Bill 50 € and up.

So one day a dad comes in with his two little daughters. He places his order and hands me a 50 € bill. I scan it and scan it again and the machine won't recognize its validity, when the dad says:'That's odd, I JUST changed my printer's toner' Daughters facepalm other dads in line nod

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kappas
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2013
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Some people were swatting at bugs and they were joking about how they looked they were doing martial arts

I told them it was called hop moskido.

This actually happened. Nobody laughed and no one I've told it to since has laughed. I think it's really funny and I need some validation. Help

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BASIC-Mufasa
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2018
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Let me give you some pearls of wisdom, sonny boy.

Well to be perfectly honest, in my humble opinion, of course without offending anyone who thinks differently from my point of view, but also by looking into this matter in a different perspective and without being condemning of one's view's and by trying to make it objectified, and by considering each and every one's valid opinion, I honestly believe that I completely forgot what I was going to say.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/derawin07
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2018
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I dadjoked my dad.

I have to go to the doctor for tests later and it's required that i drink 5 million gallons of water beforehand.

Dad: "Have you been drinking?"

Me: "I've been trying, but it's pretty difficult without a valid ID."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Butterfly24
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2014
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That poor, poor cashier…

I went grocery shopping, and picked up some shampoo and conditioner. At checkout, the cashier hands me a coupon with my receipt.

>Cashier: "Oh hey, that coupon's valid for the same shampoo you just bought."

>Me: "Cool, I guess I better hairy up and finish these, then!"

>Cashier: …

Anyway, I'm banned from that grocery store now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticsimba
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2014
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People were looking for tickets at a concert by holding one finger in the air...as we passed I would look up.

One dude got it, thus validating what I was doing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jamcan162
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2014
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Some people always want their opinion validated.

Am I right?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zu-den-sternen
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2021
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Some people always need their opinions validated.

Am I right ?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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Some people always want their opinion validated

Am I right?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheViralClovers
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