The final question in our pub quiz last night was ‘name the indigenous people who are often referred to as Eskimo’. I’m so disappointed I got it wrong especially as....
When you meet someone with the same name as you!
Do you know the name of Cardi B's sister? She is working as a trainer.
Did they name kitkat as a reverse tactic?
You will never be as lazy as the man who gave a name to the..
As I thought, the publisher of my book called "Bio" wants me to change the name. It figures...
That's the story of my life.
As we were watching a DVD, I asked my son, "Do you know Emma Watson's full name?" He shook his head and I continued...
Emmamentary Mydear Watson!
I should change my name to Billy and get a job as a radio show presenter.
Then I can finally be a Billy-on-air.
A group of friends are heading through Louisville and a debate ensues as to how to pronounce the name of the city.
One says it's Lewis-Ville. The next one says the locals say Lew-ville and the last one says they say Lewie-ville. After arguing for a few minutes they see a place to get some lunch. They all agree it would be great to hear how the locals pronounce the name of their city. They all go up to the counter and one says, could you tell me where we are and please say it slowly. BURR-GURR-KIIING!!!
Wuntu is the name of the app and can be read as "want to"
Sand is a combination of the words sea and land, as it is where they meet. You could say it is their ship name.
Courtesy of my friend who took more than the average amount of antidepressants
Steve jobs named an apple computer - Lisa; the same name as his daughter. Do you know what Lisa stood for?
Fictional singer name imagined as four albums.
As I am checking out, I read his nametag and I ask the large black male cashier, "did your momma really name you Amanda?"
I was very surprised that he responded : "Yes, because I am A Man!"
As my 17yo son is telling me about his new girlfriend, whose name is Autumn...
I said 'be careful, she might leave you.'
He did not get it at first, so I had to repeat myself a couple of times...but I would have done that anyway.
The dog's name is Dali. It was between painting him as Muhammad Dali or the Dali Lama. The latter one won (2018 - 2.8m x 3m)
What's the name of those half-goat people in mythology? Usually depicted with a pan flute? They use fiction as a way to write scathing commentary about the world?
My last name is the same as my first name, never changed it.
A group I am in have named ourselves team tree and in the spirit of the name we wanted to use as many tree related puns as possible, please help us!
We have the obvious ones like, let's make like a tree and leaf and our group is always branching out, but we would love as many as you can come up with!
Thanks guys
Back in Taiwan, I had a pair science project to make a miniature biplane. His last name was the same as mine.
And in the end, two Wongs made a Wright.
What is the name of the art movement popularized in 1920's Germany by dogs who sought to unite art and industrial design alongside artists such as Kandinsky and Paul Klee?
When Mrs. Exclamation told her husband This that she was pregnant with her second set of twins, he was very excited. As had happened with her first twins, the babies looked nothing like their father. He didn't realize it though, and once again she put his name on the birth certificates.
Now This raises more questions.
I need a good pun name for JFK as a super hero.
Some kind of superhero name for John F. Kennedy if he was a superhero. Bonus points for making it relevant to something he did as president. Even more bonus points for a supervillain name for Lee Harvey Oswald.
I hope this is the right place to make a request for a pun idea. If it isn't, I would appreciate point in the right direction.
Good luck!
Got dadjoked by a customer who had the same name as my dad today
I was selling a cellphone to a customer and asked him his name - he is an older gentleman around 70. He said his name is Ron, to which I replied, "That's my dad's name!"
He replied "Well you know what they say... Two Ron's always make a right!"
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