Us Constitution Puns

A list of puns related to "Us Constitution"

My wife and I hung a copy of the US constitution in our house.

We call it the decoration of independence.

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👤︎ u/lucidus_somniorum
📅︎ Jan 15 2019
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Between the First Amendment's freedom of assembly and the Eighth Amendment's no cruel and unusual punishment, the US Constitution is basically saying "some assembly required, battery not included."
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👤︎ u/Sylvanussr
📅︎ May 25 2017
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