Urinals Puns

A list of puns related to "Urinals"

Today I learned that all urinals have the same serial number.

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👤︎ u/JoeFas
📅︎ Aug 12 2022
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Some people say that urinals are useless and sexist, but I’d disagree.

They really streamline the process.

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👤︎ u/TOAOFriedPickleBoy
📅︎ Apr 11 2022
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It's my job to fully test the functionality of newly-manufactured toilets and urinals.

I go where no man has ever gone before.

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👤︎ u/ChargingTiger
📅︎ Jan 19 2022
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I had to use the bathroom, but all the urinals were full

So I had to stall

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👤︎ u/DinglebarryHandpump
📅︎ Feb 13 2022
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Someone broke into our local police station and stole all the urinals.

Police say they have nothing to go on.

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👤︎ u/beerbellybegone
📅︎ May 24 2021
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Some guys are talking about wether they prefer to use urinals or toilets to do their business, then one of the friends say "I sit down when I pee"

Another friend proceeds to curse and weep at the first friend yelling "I though you were a stand-up guy!"

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👤︎ u/Scarfbit
📅︎ Mar 30 2021
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Please do not throw cigarette butts in the urinals

It makes them soggy and hard to light

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👤︎ u/ChangeNew389
📅︎ Feb 25 2021
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Being 6 ft apart while using urinals

Is considered social pisstancing

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👤︎ u/flippantteacup
📅︎ Sep 17 2020
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Lines for urinals have become an increasing problem in containing the coronavirus.

So mind your pees in queues.

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👤︎ u/KairuSmairukon
📅︎ Jul 12 2020
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When you're at the urinals, it doesn't matter of you're French, German, Spanish or Swedish

European

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👤︎ u/Seeyalaterelevator
📅︎ Dec 16 2020
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Heard a joke about urinals, but it didn't make me laugh.

I guess you had to pee there.

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👤︎ u/ErwinFurwinPurrwin
📅︎ Sep 26 2018
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I cant use the urinals when there's a person next to me, I get pee-er pressure

:)

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👤︎ u/thirstycrow123
📅︎ Jan 04 2019
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Why are urinals the worst place to spend time?

Because it’s where all the dicks hang out

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👤︎ u/Kcomix
📅︎ Apr 05 2019
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I look at guys using adjacent urinals.

I peer peer peers.

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👤︎ u/pizzarrow9
📅︎ Sep 06 2019
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NEWS ITEM: "Pope raises all the Vatican urinals."

He wants to keep the Cardinals on their toes.

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👤︎ u/Rocknocker
📅︎ Sep 26 2018
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Walked into a stadium bathroom with a wall of urinals and no toilets. Dad says "standing room only"
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👤︎ u/bootnuts
📅︎ Jul 26 2017
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The urinals were broken at my dad's work

He had to walk a long distance to go to the bathroom.

When the plumber came and informed him the urinals were fixed, my dad told him "I'm relieved!"

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👤︎ u/aaronr93
📅︎ Jan 26 2017
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Was talking to a record producer at the urinals the other day...

Next thing you know I had a number one on my hands.

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👤︎ u/neelandrewp
📅︎ Feb 23 2018
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Someone broke into our local police station and stole all the urinals.

Police say they have nothing to go on.

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👤︎ u/beerbellybegone
📅︎ May 24 2021
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