Why did the Uptown Girl break up with the Backstreet Boy?

Because she didn’t want it that way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamoliverblake
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2021
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This guy told me . . .

He has a pathological fear of Billy Joel, but he hasn't told his girlfriend.

So I said, "You should tell her about it."

And he ran away screaming.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2022
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My friend told me I should be Billy Joel for Halloween…

I told him I’d have to get a Piano, Man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rszim94
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