My dad just laughed uproariously at his own dadjoke...

So my dad and I are sitting upstairs in the living room while my mom is exercising by running up and down the staircase. He looks at me and goes "Watch this"

Dad yells: "Running down the stairs isn't a good work out"

Mom, stopping midway up: "OK, so what should I do?"

Dad: "Only run UP the stairs!"

Mom: "...Idiot"

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Onenak
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 12 2013
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On a hot summer day, a woman has a hankering for a hot dog. She walks to the nearest hot dog stand and gets in line. Looking up to the front of the queue, she sees an elderly gentleman ordering a bratwurst...

He picks up the ketchup bottle, glances at it and gives a hearty chuckle before slathering his brat in ketchup.

Puzzled, the woman watches as the next customer, a young girl, walks up to order her hot dog.

As she takes the container of relish, she bursts into a fit of giggles and walks off with her food, still laughing merrily.

A middle-aged man steps up next. Shoveling sauerkraut onto his hot dog, he laughs uproariously and walks away grinning.

When she reaches the front of the line, the woman asks the hot dog vendor,

โ€œExcuse me, sir, but why does everyone laugh when they get their hot dogs?โ€

โ€œItโ€™s simple, maโ€™am.โ€ he says, handing her a piping-hot sausage. โ€œIโ€™m surprised you havenโ€™t discovered for yourself.โ€

Glancing at the mustard, the woman lets loose a peal of laughter.

โ€œYa see, maโ€™am? The real_jokeโ€™s always in the condiments!"

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 07 2019
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My Dad is a former Biology teacher...

I was telling my family that my friend's dad, James, had recently gotten a vasectomy. Without missing a beat my dad exclaimed "If he were a plant he'd be a Jim-no-sperm!" and laughed uproariously while the rest of the family just shook their heads.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/-TaborlinTheGreat-
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 15 2014
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Taking a family photo outside for our Christmas card...

... and it's cold and I want to go inside, so I start suggesting indoor pictures.

Me: "Let's take a picture by the fireplace. Or the piano."
Dad: "How would we get the piano out here? Think, son!"
Me: ...
Dad: [laughs uproariously at self]

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Habefiet
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 28 2015
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Venice

I am just getting back from dinner with my girlfriend and her dad. He was telling a story about how, back in the day, he and a friend of his were on a trip to Europe. I forget why, but they had an option to either go back home to the states or travel without their group for another two weeks. They decided to stay and travel and made a stop in Venice. While there, he and his friend had made it their goal to find and photograph a blind man.

Why?

"So I could show people a picture of a Venetian blind."

My girlfriend groaned audibly. I laughed uproariously.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/fumantia_pardus
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 14 2014
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What my Dad taught me while I was learning to drive: Be Alert!

Your country needs Lerts.

(cue my Dad's uproarious chucking)

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/michellium
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 13 2013
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