My wife used to go out with a Brazilian.....

Now she just goes out with it wild and unkempt.

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📅︎ Feb 07 2019
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My dad "flipped the bird" to our business property landlord

Our cat at our small business killed a bird and left it in the floor. My dad grabbed it and tossed it out the front door onto the parking lot. I then asked him to toss it over the fence into our landlords unkempt field. The following text convo happened several hours later.

http://i.imgur.com/uOLsC46.jpg

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📅︎ May 25 2014
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