University Of Oklahoma Puns

https://www.spotrac.com/nfl/arizona-cardinals/sam-bradford-6510/cash-earnings/ https://www.spotrac.com/nfl/carolina-panthers/gerald-mccoy-6512/cash-earnings/ https://www.spotrac.com/nfl/washington-redskins/trent-williams-6513/cash-earnings/

This makes him the highest paid coach in the Big 12 just barely passing Tom Herman

New DC Alex Grinch’s salary was also confirmed at $1.4 million

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Boomer Sooner

https://www.tulsaworld.com/news/state-and-regional/ou-professor-reportedly-uses-racial-slur-during-class-in-comparison/article_e7668497-fd4d-5c08-b758-c929dc033413.html

First of all, I will never. And I mean NEVER! Boomer, even one single sooner. I am a product of Saint Elizabeth hospital and the LPS system. I lived as a 6-13 year old in the North Bottoms. I could hold a "$5 Parking" sign and parallel park a car long before I tasted my first Natty Light.

I love Lincoln. It's home. It's beautiful. It's not for everyone™. I've spent the past 6 years living in Lawrence, KS where the Runzas don't honor temperature Tuesdays, the winters have less snow, and the football team doesn't get it when I ask who grows the worst corn in the union. This truly is a land of uncultured morons.

But now I ask not what my Valentino's pizza can do for me, but what can I do for Valentino's pizza?

What I can do? I can show Oklahoma how stupid they are. How their red is really just a slightly more red version of Texas' burnt orange. I can show these Sooners how silly it was to land rush a land full of cursed soil. I can teach these south landers what hand held protein bars really look like.

Sure. On paper. Cabbage, ground beef, and pastry doesn't sound sexy but God damned it it's enough to make a man watch Twitter till 5am alone in bed.

I'm humbly asking you for you updoots, your HUSKER, and your POWER. Please pray for my family, my wife, and my soul as we prepare to move deeper into enemy territory. I won't fail you Husker nation. I was born in the Good Life and I will dedicate my life to spreading the good life even if it means living in the bowels of hell.

Frost bless the Huskers, winners of the game of the century, Frost bless you, Frost bless our beloved scarlet and cream, and Frost protect me and my family.

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Starting 5:

• The Minnesota men's basketball team heads to Tulsa for the second of a two-game neutral-court series with Oklahoma State on Saturday. Last season, the Gophers defeated the Cowboys, 83-76, at U.S. Bank Stadium in Minneapolis. This is the Gophers second-game ever in Tulsa, after defeating the University of Tulsa exactly 69 years ago Saturday, 66-63.
• The Gophers are coming off the biggest win of the Richard Pitino era, rankings-wise, knocking off then No. 3/2 Ohio State on Sunday at Williams Arena, 84-71. It was the second win over a top-five team Pitino and first since defeating Coaches Poll No. 5 Maryland at home on Feb. 18, 2016.
• Minnesota has been tested early and often, playing one of the nation's toughest schedules in both conference and non-conference play. Through the games of Dec. 19, the Gophers' schedule ranks as the 18th toughest in NCAA Division I based on cumulative opposition, with the Maroon and 
  Gold's opposition combining for a 71.8 winning percentage - a figure 
  which also ranks third in the Big Ten.
• In two of the last three games, Marcus Carr has put up career performances. On Dec. 2  against his former conference foe Clemson, the Pittsburgh transfer poured in a game- and career-high 24 points on 50 percent field goal shooting. Thirteen days later, Carr fueled the Gopher upset of the Buckeyes with a career-high 35 points, a total which ranks tied for 20th-highest in program history. His 27 points in the second half is the second-most by any Gopher all-time in a half. The 35-point total is the second highest by any Big Ten player this season.
• The Gophers already rank highly among the nation's college basketball teams in several categories. As of Dec. 20, Minnesota is 21st in blocked shots per game (B1G: 2nd), 55th in 3-pointers made per game (B1G: 2nd), and 46th in assists per game (B1G: 3rd). Daniel Oturu is eighth in the country in blocks (B1G: 2nd) and rebounds per game (B1G: 1st) and 22nd in field goal percentage (B1G: 2nd). Marcus Carr is 11th in the country in assists per game (B1G: 2nd). Oturu is also the Big Ten's second leading scorer, trailing Iowa's Luka Garza (22.4 ppg).

Scouting the Cowboys:

• Oklahoma State snapped a two-game losing streak on Sunday with a 61-5

My friend has got admission in Spears School of Business at Oklahoma State University MSBA program. Can anyone give any reviews about the course in terms of teaching, placement, academics, etc?

Below is a list of the strange things that happen on the campus of the University of Central Oklahoma

Amongst many of the strange things that happen here on campus There’s a story about the Y Church here on campus, UCO is a governmentally funded school so they can’t turn away any religions. Every year however there is an occultist group who worships at the church. Some friends and I decided that we wanted to go to the church at midnight, we waited until it was 11:59 and went into the church all of us having a flashlight. We got in and decided that we were going to leave only one on which was mine. Then, midnight hit, at first nothing happened then my light died, or so I thought. We played it off and sat there on the steps talking but then the door by the piano swung open and hit the wall with a loud bang, we didn’t think anything of it until it closed with a slam and flung back open. We rushed out of the church but once I crossed the threshold my flashlight turned back on, I had left it on when I thought it died. We turned back to look at the church and we saw this tall figure walking back and forth in the window, thinking we left someone behind one of my friends went to look back in the church but didn’t walk in when we called out that there was no one there. I haven’t been back to the Y church since then.

The story of Bronco Lake. Before the lake was there, there was a football field. The field was there was many years, but it was a fatal accident on the field, a football players neck was snapped while playing. Years go by and now it’s the lake. However, that doesn’t save It from any unsettling things. There’s a legend that if you are walking alone you will hear footsteps running up behind you. Well this very thing happened to my friend who we will call H. He was walking back to his dorm from the Nigh. Well as he was walking, he heard someone running up behind him with heavy footsteps but when he turned around there was no one there. When I talked to some people who live on campus about the Lake, I heard one thing that was consistent from all of them, if you go back to the Lake, at 3am you will find that there is nothing there, nothing living that is, people have reported that when they visit the lake at 3am there are no birds, no insects, nothing. One person I talked to said they tried to take their dog with them to test this, the dog when getting close to the lake became uneasy then stopped moving and fighting back as the owner tried to pull it.

OK sooner.