To minimize casual tees
New Jersey
-insecurity guard
It's habit forming.
straightaway I knew he was a keeper
A camo-mile!
...he ordered all flare guns to be loaded with an action figure in his likeness. That's right: the Very model of a modern major general.
An uninformed uniformed.
For some reason, my daughter never comes home with her free dress...???
To minimise casual tees
She wants you to be more Roman-tic.
It's an equal Adderall triangle.
I feel like this post belonged here 😆
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“Went and stood in line at the taco bell they built next to my job today. The second I walk in the door all the workers started yelling at me in Spanish. I thought they implemented a new greeting system like Moe's. I waited a good 3 minutes until someone finally came up to the counter and said "Sir, this is a construction zone. You need to leave."
Fucking rude. 1/10 service. Smells like saw dust, nobody in uniform and the menu isn't even on the wall.”
Overall.
A single letter “n”
Cuz he was homogenius.
He walked past in a uniform and I thought "There's a keeper."
It was a dishonourable discharge.
Without any replicators on the family orchard, he decides to do it analogue with his brother's old sewing machine.
He puts a thread through the needle, his uniform underneath, and switches it on. It whirs and grunts out clunking noises before being switched back off.
"Robert your machine is broken!"
"What do you want me to do about it, Jean-Luc?"
"I need you to make it sew!"
I just had no idea she was a superhero.
Garrison Ford.
He didn't know, so I told him, "It's to minimize casual tees."
Annoying visitors, low pay... and now I've got a rash from my itchy uniform!
I've had it up to here with this Mickey Mouse outfit!
To observe and reflect.
She always wanted a night in, shining armour.
So I recently got some part time work and I'm beginning today and my dad offered to give me a lift over. I had to pick up some black clothes aswell as part of my uniform.
We ere just getting ready to leave and my father was looking at me and said "You should of wore orange!", I hadn't a clue what the hell he was talking about, and before I could even reply he followed up "...because Orange is the New Black right?!" almost immediately!
He doesn't even watch the damn show..
The email was about navy blue pants for our Valedictory service. It said "Your navy pants have arrived...". I forwarded the email to my parents. My dad replied "Are you joining the Navy?"
A uniformed racist!
But after looking through her knicker drawer and finding a nurse's outfit, a French maids outfit, and a police woman's uniform, I finally decided: if she can't hold down a job, she's not for me.
She has no standard deviation.
First off a six-parter
- If there are 500 rocks on a plane and you throw one out, how many are left? A: 499
- How do you get an elephant into a fridge? This is a three part process A: open the door, put in the elephant, close the door.
- How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? This is a four part process A: open the door, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, close the door.
- All the animals go to heaven for a meeting, but one can't come, why not? A: the giraffe, it's in the fridge.
- A weak old lady has to cross a river full of alligators, how does she get across? A: the alligators are at the meeting in heaven.
- As soon as the old lady gets across the river she dies, how? A: the rock fell on her head.
No 2 A real cool guy walks into a cafe. He wearing sunglasses, tidy haircut, but just a super cool guy all round. He orders a glass of condensed milk and puts it on his table. Next time the waitress walks past he asks for a glass of black coffee. Now he has a glass of milk and a glass of coffee next to each other, this guy is real cool. Next time the waitress walks past he orders a glass of ice. She's happy to do that for this dude because he is so cool. He mixes the milk and coffee with the ice and stirs with his little spoon. Looks good. The old man that owns the cafe walks up to him and says, 'I see your in the Navy". How did he know?
A: he was wearing a naval uniform.
Anyone know similar nonsense?
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