Unhelped Puns

This would happen way too many times during my childhood and I never learnt... maybe because I couldn't actually find another way to express it.. anyway:

My eye would be sore and hurting really bad

Dad: What's the matter? Me: I've got something in my eye. Dad: Yeah, your eyeball.

-seriously unhelpful while I can't even see properly...thanks Dad-

I have however used it to friends as I got older... they also found it to be rather unhelpful and annoying lol.

True Dad jokes are only funny if you're on the outside of the problem haha.

My girlfriend's friend was going to get an MRI scan and was nervous. I decided to lighten the mood.

Me: Did you know that dogs can't get MRI's?

GF and friends: Really?

Me: No, but cat's can.

They told me leave.