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📅︎ Apr 14 2020
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I like dating unfit people

But they just never work out

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📅︎ May 19 2019
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Those people doing the luge must be very unfit.

They only run about 20m before needing to have a bit of a lie-down.

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👤︎ u/Obnubilate
📅︎ Feb 15 2014
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What do you call a Canadian trucker?

A class "eh" driver.

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Dad had clearly spent all day waiting to drop this one..

Dad: you know how Richard (my brother) is going to do a marathon in Kenya soon?

Me: yeah why?

Dad: I'm going to do a half marathon tommorow and ill finish it faster than him.

Me: no you won't, you smoke and you're unfit.

Dad: it'll be okay. I think they're called snickers now though.

Me: urghh.

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👤︎ u/fidderstix
📅︎ Feb 07 2014
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