I like dating unfit people
But they just never work out
Those people doing the luge must be very unfit.
They only run about 20m before needing to have a bit of a lie-down.
What do you call a Canadian trucker?
A class "eh" driver.
Dad had clearly spent all day waiting to drop this one..
Dad: you know how Richard (my brother) is going to do a marathon in Kenya soon?
Me: yeah why?
Dad: I'm going to do a half marathon tommorow and ill finish it faster than him.
Me: no you won't, you smoke and you're unfit.
Dad: it'll be okay. I think they're called snickers now though.
Me: urghh.
