I hate uneven numbers

They’re very odd

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConceptUpset4681
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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I always fall down from my cycle riding on uneven bumpy roads.

It's a vicious cycle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnreese421
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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Me: I'm going to get a haircut

Dad: You'd better get them all cut or else it'll look uneven

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Main_Kirby
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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I noticed my friend's way of throwing a baseball at me was very uneven.

It just struck me as odd.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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I didn't realize how lopsided and uneven our Christmas tree was until we got home. I'm so mad that we might have to bring it back.

I just can't stand it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leve1e1even
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2018
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Who’s the diety of the uneven numbers?

Godd

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pungunner98
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2018
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Passed a road sign that said "Uneven Pavement"

Looked to my wife and said, "That's odd."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_drumstic_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2017
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Driving down the highway, I saw a sign that said "Uneven Lanes"

I told my wife "That sign must be wrong. There are still 4 lanes."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stubob
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2015
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I met a knight at a joust today that had to sit out because there were uneven sides.

He was Sir Plus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IAMAToMisbehave
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2017
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A sign on the road: UNEVEN LANES

I comment to my wife: that's odd.

Wife: (groan)

Me: at least it's accurate, there are three lanes.

Wife: please stop.

Me: right now I can't. It's dangerous with these odd lanes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zbignich
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2015
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I don't like 2019.

It kinda seems odd.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sideption
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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So I made some wooden letters spelling β€œspirit” for a mantle decoration.

My issue is that I rushed the β€œi” and the β€œt” and the bottoms are uneven so they won’t stay upright

I can’t stand it

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Dad fancies himself a comedian at work too...

My dad's an insurance lawyer and loves telling me about the whacky incidents he comes across in his dealings. His favourite story is the case involving a woman who fell getting into an uneven elevator. In discovery, he began questioning the elevator manufacturer by saying: "So, how's the elevator business? Up and down?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HamAbounds
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2013
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