24 Hilarious Under Pressure Puns

I went for an interview. They said, “Can you perform under pressure?”

I said “I’m not sure about that but I can have a good crack at Bohemian Rhapsody”

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📅︎ May 17 2021

Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker are locked in battle, and Vader says to Luke, "I know what you're getting for Christmas." Luke says, "No, that's impossible, how could that be?" Vader leans in closer, their lightsabers crackling under the pressure, and he replies...

I felt your presents!

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👤︎ u/CoddiwomplingRandall

📅︎ Dec 24 2020

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It might crack under pressure.

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👤︎ u/SorenRL

📅︎ Sep 28 2020

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My interviewer asked if I could preform under pressure.

I said no, but I can do a good Bohemian Rhapsody

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👤︎ u/Cheezzlez

📅︎ Jun 12 2019

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My future boss asked if i could perform under pressure.

I said "No, but I can do a great Bohemian Rhapsody"

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👤︎ u/Cheezzlez

📅︎ May 18 2020

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When you ask the barber for a haircut fit for "I'm under pressure"

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👤︎ u/moses10960

📅︎ Jun 19 2020

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What do you call the pressure Microsoft is under to compete with iPad?

Surface Tension

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👤︎ u/TennisADHD

📅︎ Jun 26 2020

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Interviewer: Can you perform under pressure?

No, but I can give Bohemian Rhapsody a go.

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👤︎ u/r_person

📅︎ Feb 03 2020

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Job Interview : "How do you perform under pressure"

I usually have my band with me

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut

📅︎ Feb 25 2020

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Interviewer: Can you perform under pressure

Me: I don’t know about that but I can take a stab at Bohemian Rhapsody

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👤︎ u/CashMoney6661

📅︎ Dec 04 2019

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Under pressure

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👤︎ u/mehaxe

📅︎ Mar 27 2019

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Where should you go for a drink when you feel under pressure?

The isobar!

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👤︎ u/Sir_Pluses

📅︎ Feb 26 2020

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I applied for a job as an Instructor at a Scuba Diving center... The interviewer asked me if I can work well under pressure

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👤︎ u/dubaidadjokes

📅︎ Jul 13 2019

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Sometimes I get tyred of normal jokes and make puns instead. They are quick, easy, and don't put you under pressure. Sometimes, they can be very flat. They can be as light as air, or as heavy as steel. All in all, puns really punp me up!

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👤︎ u/Transportation_Fan_1

📅︎ May 14 2019

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Do competitive origami artists fold under pressure?

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👤︎ u/Nathan_Explosion__

📅︎ Dec 27 2015

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Under pressure

At a recent job interview I was asked if I could perform under pressure.

I said "I don't know that one but I can have a crack at Bohemian Rhapsody."

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👤︎ u/capngloval

📅︎ Mar 14 2019

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I'm under alot of pressure at work. Just trying to gauge water do next. Luckily there's plenty more jobs in the pipeline... i.reddituploads.com/c9b53…

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👤︎ u/codser

📅︎ Feb 02 2017

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Just want you to know... I can see that you've been under a lot of pressure for a while now. But you are a rock, and I don't take you for granite.

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👤︎ u/SandJA1

📅︎ Aug 02 2018

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What do you call a fat round orange under pressure in the White House?

Orange juice for Trump's breakfast.

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👤︎ u/YellowB

📅︎ May 19 2017

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Can you perform under pressure?

No, but I can try Bohemian Rhapsody!

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👤︎ u/trwyncudd

📅︎ May 18 2021

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I went for an interview. They said, “Can you perform under pressure?”

I said “I’m not sure about that but I can have a good crack at Bohemian Rhapsody”

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👤︎ u/LIS1050010

📅︎ Nov 17 2020

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Employer: Can you perform under pressure?

Me: No, but I can try Bohemian Rhapsody

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👤︎ u/iFunny_15_T0x1c

📅︎ Feb 15 2020

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I had a job interview recently and They asked if I could perform under pressure.

I said that I don't know that one, but I could take a shot at Bohemian Rhapsody.

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👤︎ u/ZappBrannigansLaw

📅︎ May 28 2019

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At a job interview I was asked if I could perform under pressure.

I said I could, but I'd be more comfortable playing Bohemian Rhapsody.

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👤︎ u/nwwazzu

📅︎ Mar 28 2019

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