Employer: Can you perform under pressure?
Me: No, but I can try Bohemian Rhapsody
What do you call the pressure Microsoft is under to compete with iPad?
Surface Tension
My future boss asked if i could perform under pressure.
I said "No, but I can do a great Bohemian Rhapsody"
When you ask the barber for a haircut fit for "I'm under pressure"
Job Interview : "How do you perform under pressure"
I usually have my band with me
Interviewer: Can you perform under pressure?
No, but I can give Bohemian Rhapsody a go.
Interviewer: Can you perform under pressure
Me: I don’t know about that but I can take a stab at Bohemian Rhapsody
Where should you go for a drink when you feel under pressure?
The isobar!
I applied for a job as an Instructor at a Scuba Diving center... The interviewer asked me if I can work well under pressure
Sometimes I get tyred of normal jokes and make puns instead. They are quick, easy, and don't put you under pressure. Sometimes, they can be very flat. They can be as light as air, or as heavy as steel. All in all, puns really punp me up!
I had a job interview recently and They asked if I could perform under pressure.
I said that I don't know that one, but I could take a shot at Bohemian Rhapsody.
Do competitive origami artists fold under pressure?
Just want you to know... I can see that you've been under a lot of pressure for a while now. But you are a rock, and I don't take you for granite.
I'm under alot of pressure at work. Just trying to gauge water do next. Luckily there's plenty more jobs in the pipeline... i.reddituploads.com/c9b53…
Dad joking under pressure
A man calls 911 for a ambulance when his wife goes into labor:
Operator: 911, what is your emergency?
Dad: My wife just went into labor.
Operator: Is this her first child?
Dad: No, this is her husband.
My interviewer asked if I could preform under pressure.
I said no, but I can do a good Bohemian Rhapsody
Under pressure
At a recent job interview I was asked if I could perform under pressure.
I said "I don't know that one but I can have a crack at Bohemian Rhapsody."
