10 Hilarious Unde Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Old Macdonald had a dolphin.

E-e-e-e-e

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📅︎ Mar 23 2022

I recently got into a heated argument with my German neighbour. I insulted him, to which he replied “Sticks und stones may break my bones aber vurds can never hurt me!”

So I threw a sausage at him.

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👤︎ u/Dongwaffler

📅︎ Jan 12 2022

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Wanna hear a joke about Sodium?

Na, I don’t wanna tell y’all.

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👤︎ u/isaacamaraderie

📅︎ Jan 22 2022

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I've just deleted all the German names off my pre owned iPhone..

it's Hans free now..

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👤︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2

📅︎ Jun 28 2021

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What is sweet and walks in the desert?

A Caramel

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👤︎ u/franzeyyz

📅︎ Sep 22 2019

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Bill Nye is one of us amazon.com/Undeniable-Evo…

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👤︎ u/SafroAmurai

📅︎ Nov 12 2014

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A German pushes his brother off a cliff

"look mom no hans!"

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👤︎ u/whippit2011

📅︎ Feb 27 2019

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What do you call a girl that sets fires to loan papers?

Bernadette

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👤︎ u/TannedCroissant

📅︎ Nov 17 2018

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probably already been done:

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

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👤︎ u/Dadsense

📅︎ Sep 30 2016

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German dad joke

Sadly it doesnt work in english. Ill give you the gist though.

Sei ich in einem langweiligen französisch Kurs. Stapel Stifte und Radiergummies, und nach einiger Zeit fragt die Lehrerin was ich den mache. "ich bin nebenberuflicher Hochstapler"

Translated gist: I was stacking pens and erasers in a french class. When the teacher asked what I was doing I said, Im a part time Hochstapler wich can basically mean high-stacker or fraudster

Got the whole class to laugh, twas fun

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👤︎ u/Tunro

📅︎ Oct 15 2017

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