I was going to make a joke about Vietnamese sandwiches…

But I’m worried that the mods are going to banh mi if I do.

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My son asked me,

“Dad, can I eat the last piece of cake in the fridge?” I smiled and said, “Sure..."

"But the dining room would probably be more comfortable.”

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How did the penguin build its house?

Iglooed it.

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📅︎ Jan 16 2022
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Where do spiders find medical advice ?

WebMd

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My ethics professor Dad-joked our class today

We just had a test on Immanuel Kant, and were starting a new philosopher today. My professor said:

"While we are done with Kant, we do have a final exam in this class. So there will be some continuity throughout the rest of the semester."

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