What kind of fire leaves a room damp?

A humidifire.

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👤︎ u/marvinli
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You are like sterile bacteria

Uncultured

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I dated one of the daughters of the Chobani family in college...

But she broke up with me because I was too uncultured.

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👤︎ u/zoogler91
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Starting to lose dates to shitty puns
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