Why couldn’t the life guard save the hippy?

Because he was too far out, man

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👤︎ u/50pciggy
📅︎ Jul 27 2020
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His methods are unconventional, but effective. I stand corrected.
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📅︎ Jun 28 2018
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My barber gave me an unconventional haircut recently

It's grown on me

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It's amazing how many large events have been cancelled recently.

It has been an unconventional year.

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👤︎ u/MmmVomit
📅︎ Jul 17 2020
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If there was a city of nothing but hip hop artists where all of the residents were informal or unconventional, promoting new age ideals...

it would be a bohemian rap city.

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I would like to tell my kids a joke about airplanes..

..but I'm afraid it would go right over their head :/

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👤︎ u/ir0nm8n
📅︎ Dec 15 2018
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Things that will kill you...

On a road trip, so we are playing "the alphabet game." We pick a topic, then take turns going up the alphabet until someone gets stuck.

Topic is "things that will kill you."

M.... "megalodon" says the average 10yo boy

N.... "not buckling up" says the cautious 14 yo daughter

O.... "ONOMATOPOEIA!" Shouts the unconventional 12yo girl. "Bam! Pow! Boom!"

We have a winner!

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👤︎ u/Sunstoned1
📅︎ Jun 21 2019
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Dadjoked a friend of mine

To give some context, I was describing my week ahead to a friend of mine, given that we both work in film.

Me: I'm shooting some convention tomorrow afternoon

Friend: What kind of convention?

Me: No idea, it's only in the afternoon on a Thursday

Me: I guess you could say it's unconventional.

We're in different continents right now and I'm pretty sure he could see my smirk.

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👤︎ u/E-Vice
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