Uncircumcised Puns

A list of puns related to "Uncircumcised"

Some penis jokes are like being uncircumcised..

they can go over your head.

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👤︎ u/latinrprince79
📅︎ Jul 04 2020
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An uncircumcised drunk Jew walks into a bar

Bartender says, "I'm gonna have to cut you off"

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👤︎ u/ivanthecheerful
📅︎ Jan 29 2019
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My girlfriend thought I was uncircumcised.

I told her that was a falsehood.

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👤︎ u/lazy_smurf
📅︎ Mar 31 2016
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What did the uncircumcised penis say to the insurance salesman?

"I'm already covered."

edit: shameless plug - wrinkledforeskin.wordpress.com

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👤︎ u/GoldenChristian
📅︎ May 07 2015
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My date canceled because I told her I am a complete dick.

I just meant I'm uncircumcised.

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👤︎ u/SlytherRedd
📅︎ Jul 24 2020
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I'm getting my newborn son circumcised and the pediatrician said it was going to cost $167.

I told them "I hope that includes the tip."

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👤︎ u/engineeringguy
📅︎ Feb 11 2016
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