Another of my kimono kitties - an ukiyoe inspired courtesan. It's a shame metallics don't scan better, the hair sticks and other touches are pure metallic pigments. Pretty irl!
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I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Not sure if this subreddit is the place to ask this, but I need some help. I asked for a kimono dressing set for Christmas and she said no. Her reasoning was that βwe are not Chineseβ. (Iβve told her that kimono are JAPANESE, but she doesnβt seem to care.) Then she compared it to me dressing up as a black person! To add insult to injury,she called it a COSTUME! I own a legitimate kimono,and it may be polyester, but itβs still a beautiful piece of clothing. Itβs my most valuable possession.I know what Iβm doing,and itβs simply infuriating to have this questioned. She doesnβt know $&#% about kimono and what Japanese people over in Japan and here in America think about people other then them wearing kimono! I know that they donβt get offended about it. Theyβre actually THRILLED if you wear one! My dream is to have enough kimono that all the women in my family can go out to a nice restaurant such as the Cheesecake Factory or the Melting Pot in them instead of evening gowns. If I had a prom (mine was crashed by COVID-19 in 2020) I would have worn a uchikake kimono instead of a normal prom dress. So if you guys have any suggestions on how to approach her on this topic Iβd like to hear your thoughts on this.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Buenosdillas
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
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You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
Why
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
