Type I Diabetes Puns

A list of puns related to "Type I Diabetes"

For all you folks living with diabetes... (My daughter and I both have type 1.) Here’s the joke — What do you say when the waitress at the Mexican restaurant asks you if you want sauce with your carne asada?

A1C por favor

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👤︎ u/pippingigi
📅︎ Aug 17 2020
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Something I thought of to teach people a distinction in health. Is this a dad joke?

Idk how this came to me the other day but I was thinking, if someone has a hard time remembering the difference between type 1 and type 2 diabetes, they can say this:

Type 1 is diabeetus of the fetus

Type 2 is diabeetus cause you eatus

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👤︎ u/K3TtLek0Rn
📅︎ Aug 23 2019
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Lady gaga has type 1 diabetes

When asked by my kid's friend what the difference between type 1 and 2 diabetes is, I said, "Type 2 diabetes is developed later in life. Type one is like Lady Gaga."

a reply of blank stare for a moment, then he said, "Lady Gaga is diabetic?"

My reply: "No. for type one diabetes, you are born this way"

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👤︎ u/mistermajik2000
📅︎ Jun 12 2014
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Dunlaped disease

dad gets home from doctors appointment

Me: so how'd it go?

Dad: well, I've got diabetes type 1, and dunlaped disease.

Me: dunlaped disease?

Dad: my belly 'dunlaped' over my belt!

Me: -facepalm-

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👤︎ u/scarecrow180
📅︎ Oct 25 2013
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