Online and tweeting.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2021
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Just tweeting

https://preview.redd.it/q4ytihlnboe71.png?width=519&format=png&auto=webp&s=3cda637e8822808823033318f6bea5cb79824e29

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mhjbts
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2021
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[No Pun] My friends and I have been tweeting a pun name every day for months, we think some are great

We've been tweeting them out from @DailyPunName... let me know if you have any feedback or some favorites.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DailyPunName
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2015
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He left this comment on Twitter that is totally right.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/i-really-like-mac
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2021
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My wife just blocked me on Facebook for posting too many bird puns...

Well toucan play at that game.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrSweatyBawlz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2021
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I was tempted to get a Ph.D. in Egyptology, until I realized...

...the only thing you can do with a Ph.D. in Egyptology is become a professor and teach other people who are trying to earn Ph.D.s in Egyptology, making it a total pyramid scheme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clearlystyle
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2021
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What did Donald Trump do on Halloween?

I'm not sure about this year, but he used to go Trigger Tweeting!

(sorry I'm late on this one, meant to post it sooner)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CryptoReaper5
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2021
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I just wanted to show people one of my favorite tweets by SMII7Y (If this is a repost I am sorry)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/2worldSins
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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Nice to tweet you
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrunkOnSocks
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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Pin this tweet.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SimonCaine
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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Most likely yes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/discovid19
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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Brilliant
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatguykeith
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2021
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My wife muted me on Twitter because she couldn't handle all the bird puns after I've had a beer or two

One can and I start tweeting, toucan and I have no egrets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allanon101
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2021
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One of my own tweets. (follow me @tidytuanzebe)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ekbfut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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Haha tweets go bomb...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Satwik_Pandey
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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My dad lost his leg to cancer earlier this year. Today he tweeted this:

http://imgur.com/NkCtk6M

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wompum
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2017
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Well I mean I would be mad...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xxDr-Beckyxx
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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Used to wake up to birds chirping, but I woke up to this Elon Musk tweet this morning
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FabuPineapple
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2018
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What’s the difference between Donald Trump and a bird?

A bird can still tweet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2021
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A bird with a colourful beak just pecked me and now I want my revenge...

Toucan play at that game

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sheepy15
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2021
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Nice to *tweet* you...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roboragemachine
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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This tweet was sitting in his drafts for at least a week
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Paolucci_Talks
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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Quick moment to appreciate the tweet title.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/merelymyself
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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Currently working on a new project- Twitter: The Movie

It's got 140 characters.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jdbsplashum
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2021
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Why did the bird get divorced?

His wife tweeted him badly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/THPSROCKS
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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Elon San tweeted this
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πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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[ACTUAL QUOTE] A$AP Rocky was released from Swedish prison today. Donald Trump's tweet in response to his release:

"A$AP Rocky released from prison and on his way home to the United States from Sweden. It was a Rocky Week, get home ASAP A$AP!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gentlesir123
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lynseahoss
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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Hey min!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vapid1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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I think Alan Tudyk's latest tweet belongs here
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πŸ‘€︎ u/joefoe55
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2013
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Why can't you tweet about Game of Thrones?

Because it has more than 140 characters.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dontthrowmeinabox
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2016
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I still can't believe he tweeted this to his millions of followers.

http://imgur.com/a/wPzCC

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BakersTuts
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2017
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Sitting around watching the birds crowd around the bird feeder,

My brother says, "Someone must have left a good Yelp review." I said, "Yeah, somebody tweeted about it."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mama_Bear15
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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My sister tweeted this a while back. I think we can all agree.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/elindseyfan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2013
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So I saw this tweet, and the image below was all I could think about... imgur.com/wKAwf
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πŸ‘€︎ u/skeyeline_215
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2012
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Dog goes woof, cat goes meow bird goes tweet and mouse goes squeek, but... youtube.com/watch?v=EzL5c…
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2013
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What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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How do you let birds know when you've refilled the bird feeder?

Send a tweet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bondjimbond
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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friend tweeted this the other day

me: dad the squirrels in new york city literally do not give a shit they follow me sometimes

dad: its probably because you're a nut

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frederickdiggory
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2014
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My wife blocked me on Facebook because I post too many bird puns.

Well, toucan play at that game.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zayan-ali
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2021
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What’s the difference between Donald Trump and a bird

A bird can still tweet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OwenJthomas89
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2021
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My wife blocked me on Facebook because I post too many bird puns.

Well, toucan play that game.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpiceCake68
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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