Did you know that Optimus Prime will turn into a monkey anytime he eats food?
How do you turn a duck into a popstar?
Heat it in the microwave 'til it's Bill Withers
How do you turn six into nine?
I don't mind my geometry teacher asking me to draw a circle. But to then ask me to turn that circle into two equal parts?
That's where I draw the line.
Turn your sofa into a sofa bed....
....by simply forgetting your wife's birthday.
Happy New Year fellow dad jokesters! For 2021, I’m going to turn all of my problems into opportunities.
Starting with my severe drinking opportunity
Do you know how coal turns into diamonds?
It coalapses underpressure!
Have you seen that film about the onion that turns into a spider?
It's called Shallot's Web
When does a dad joke turn into a bad joke?
How do you turn bowls into plates?
How do you turn a fox into a cow?
How do you turn a moose into mediterranean food?
How do you turn a T into P?
How do you turn a friar into a high priest?
Why does Mike tyson turn into a superhero after lifting weights?
When does a joke turn into a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent.
(I'll go home now)
My friend joined a cult who believe that we’ll all turn to water and be evaporated into a bigger life force...
I said... you’ll be mist...
How did Trump manage to turn all his horse shit into a presidency?
Because he’s a stable genius.
How do you turn soup into gold?
There are plans to turn Kodak into a pharmaceutical company
But the plans are underdeveloped
After the most historic series of fires ever, an arsonist goes into the police station to turn himself in.
It was his claim to flame
How do you turn a chicken into a pig?
Put it in the oven, then it's bacon…
Did you just turn into a mint?
Because now you're making cents!
Watching John Wick 2 the other night. While Keanu and Common are fighting while both holding the knife the tables turn and Keanu flips the knife around and thrusts it into Commons chest...again while both holding the grip. To which I turn to to my family and say
At least the both have something "in" common.
I've been really getting into a turn based strategy game lately
[Tribute to the singer/songwriter who passed away today] How do you turn a duck into a soul musician?
Put it in the microwave until its bill withers.
"What if I told you I can turn into a rounded cliff?"
Will I turn everything into a bisexual pun?
Pro-bi-bly
:) thank you, thank you,
A man who lived by the sea grew a cucumber so large he was able to turn it into his house.
One day a storm flooded the area with seawater and damaged his home... now he's in a pickle.
My friends are convinced that lowercase vowels cannot turn into uppercase.
They just don't see i to I.
How do you turn a snake into a legless lizard?
Give it an antihisstamine
Guys, stop reposting other people's puns. Don't turn this sub into a post apocalyptic wasteland.
How do you turn 8 scattered sheep into 10 sheep?
What do you call it when a Goodyear tire turns into a frog?
Why can't you turn shredded cheese back into a block?
Turns bread into... cheese
I doubted the gorgon when she said she could turn me into an insect grip, but then I saw her face...
Turn your sofa into a sofa bed immediately....
....by forgetting your wife's birthday.
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put it in the microwave until it’s Bill Withers
How do you turn a T into a P
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put it in the oven until its Bill Withers.
(A tribute to Bill - RIP)
How do you turn a T into a P?
How do you turn stew into gold?
When does a bad joke turn into a dad joke?
When the punchline is apparent.
When does a joke turn into a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent.
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer ?
Put it in the microwave until its Bill Withers
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