Pistons for my trunk starting to rust. Will this be a problem?

Where the left and right arms/pistons(?) are in the truck, the bolts where the arms connect and even the piston itself is starting to show rust. Very very very early stages. Is this going to be a problem down the line? Suggestions?

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How exactly can I achieve a mechanism for a car door like this? I was thinking pistons just like your trunk to fling it to the side, but there seems to be rail present.
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2008 g37 convertible trunk falls down when the top is up. It’s my mother’s car. I think the rear pistons just need to be replaced. The dealership quoted something like $900 to replace them. Would it be that hard to do them myself?
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Anyone done the i1Tesla trunk and frunk piston mods and find they’re too strong?

I bought the exact pistons for the frunk and trunk as recommended per the videos, and that numerous people on amazon have commented on, and after installing, the pistons are so strong they fling the frunk and trunk open so fast that they shake violently at the top. Some reviews on amazon have commented the same but I couldn’t find any solutions. Thinking the pistons might need to be β€œworn” in, I’ve stood there raising and lowering my hood/trunk dozens of times.

FWIW, I don’t notice any bend or bulge in the hood when it’s closed.

Anyone else come across the same problem and have found a resolution?

ETA: Tesla MR+ bought in late June 2019.

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I need some help. Was trying to make the piston door use a torch key to open the tree trunk hidden door. I also need help with the exit side. v.redd.it/jlzfvw3z7cf41
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Someone tried making a going away gift out of a piston. it broke in the trunk on the ride over.... imgur.com/yhR4Rqu
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First Contact - Chapter [CLASSIFIED] - Council's End

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"There are old operatives, there are bold operatives, but there are no old, bold operatives." - Born Whole James Seven, Bongistan Covert Actions Operative, Age of Paranoia

Words Spoken We Fear who often went by the name Speaks or Fear was a black mantid, born on Mantid Prime AKA Hivehome AKA Anthill nearly sixty years before. He was largely quiet and unassuming, following the more bombastic and publicly visible Dreams of Something More to act as her social media specialist.

He was much more and the cover was a necessity.

Since the end of the C3 War and the fall of the Unified Council, Speaks had been involved with running cybersecurity for the entire diplomatic team as well as following up on GalNet and other electronic warfare threats.

Which amused him, since he had started out as an electronic warfare specialist with the Mantid Naval Forces.

While Dreams was more concerned with herding Lanaktallan diplomats and politicians into signing the treaties and lately, a harder job, just acknowledging that the world existed outside of their virtual worlds, Speaks was more worried about what exactly was going on in GalNet since SolNet had been wired in.

There had been a few odd things that cropped up that made him sit in his room and think deeply about what could possibly go on.

The attempted assassination of System Director Brentili'ik.

The assassination of several highly placed Lanaktallan with the Night Terran's MO that occurred after the retributive system had been taken offline.

Data adjustment coming out of the core Confederate systems.

Speaks had finely tuned senses after nearly a half century of clandestine operations and his senses told him that something was going on that was hidden from everyone's view.

Which is why he had prepared multiple disconnected work spaces in strange out of the way places.

The dumpster behind Charlie's Diner in the lower income section of Council City was one such operational space.

Being only three feet high and able to fold himself up tightly meant he needed less work space. A quick adjustment to the dumpster's barcode made sure that it wouldn't be disturbed by garbage trucks. Plastic lining, EM barr

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The 24 Hour Raid Incident

THE 24 HOUR RAID INCIDENT

I watched PENTA's VOD so that you wouldn't have to. Written by me, Pat.


 

Part 1 TL;DR: (this is 16 hours of notes, the TL;DR in itself is long)

Wrangler gets a phone call from Nero Calabrese that a female in a blue hat is giving out metamorphine to anyone who gets their car repaired at Otto's Autos.

Wrangler detains Mercury Frost who matches the description at Otto's Autos and finds metamorphine on her.

While driving back to MRPD, they pass by a warehouse that Mercury Frost owns. Wrangler drives up to it and asks permission to look inside. Mercury Frost grants her consent, and Wrangler finds a meth lab and large quantities of meth in the storage, along with IDs of members of Chang Gang's street team.

 

Wrangler locks down the properties of all IDs found and asks Nero Calabrese for more context, eventually leading to a raid on Mercury Frost, where nothing illegal was found.

Wrangler then calls Mari Posa, one of the IDs found in the warehouse, hoping to get more context. She admits that she has been given meth before, matching the strain in the warehouse, from Jaylen Carter Jr, another member in Street Team whose ID was found in the warehouse.

Wrangler submits a search warrant for Jaylen Carter Jr, but it is initially denied by Judge Crane.

Wrangler then submits a subpoena for Mercury Frost's phone and bank records, and is granted one.

Wrangler then finds a $50,000 transaction from JCJ to Frost for "materials".

 

Wrangler then resubmits a warrant for JCJ, which is approved for only his cars and apartment, not any of the properties he is a keyholder for.

Wrangler then raids JCJ, finding nothing illegal.

Wrangler then submits a subpoena for JCJ, which is swiftly approved.

 

After looking at JCJ's bank records and phone logs, Wrangler feels there is not enough to go off of to continue the raids. While heading to the courthouse to unlock everyone's properties, JCJ calls Wrangler and tells him had given meth to Mari Posa in the past.

 

Wrangler then takes this information and submits a warrant for the rest of the properties that JCJ is a keyholder for. While writing the warrant, Mari Posa is in the lobby of MRPD trying to trick dispatch into having her properties unlocked. Wrangler tries to detain her, but she flees on a motorbike.

 

While reviewing the evidence, Wrangler finds a transaction between JCJ and Kishawn Baker, where JCJ sen

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Review: 1 year and 14k miles (20k kms) with my 2004 Mazda RX-8

TL;DR: Bought a 2004 RX-8 Grand Touring in Dec 2020 w/ 80k miles / 130k kms from a friend’s dad for peanuts and promptly spent way too much money on mods and fuel over the course of 14k miles / 20k kms doing road trips, track days, and everything and anything.

The car has been an absolute blast to drive and honestly pretty reliable all things considered. If you want to buy one, check out rx8help.com for a read on what you should know.

If I could re-do it all, I might buy a Series 2 RX-8 R3 and do less mods, or just buy the new GR86 / BRZ. It's definitely been a fun journey with this car though!

Pictures

[Summary gallery of my 2021 with this car](https://imgur.com/a/PcsNlyK)

[Photoshoot in its most current spec](https://imgur.com/gallery/7265LA4)

[Night shots with the original body kit](https://imgur.com/gallery/YI3S3Lw)

[Parking garage shot with no aero](https://i.imgur.com/q8EqV11.jpeg)

This is something I’ve been meaning to do (those NSX yearly reviews really inspired me), but u/DarkFire989’s review gave me the kick in the pants to get this started. Here’s my one-year review of my 2004 Mazda RX-8 that I bought in December 2020. I hope by the end of it, you can take away and understand the following:

  • Why I took the leap of faith on this specific car
  • My perspective on rotary / RX-8 maintenance (it really isn’t that bad)
  • The appeal of the car from a tuning and driving perspective
  • Pros / cons and quirks, and comparisons

Going to try to keep it somewhat concise, if you have any more questions on anything by all means ask!

The buying experience

In late 2020, I was in a position to own a car again after deciding that I was going to move out of NYC. Wanted to get into a sports car again (I had an Infiniti G35x daily and NA Miata sports car before) that I could semi-daily (WFH life), and I was pretty flexible budget wise as long as the car was something I would like, a good deal, and generally reliable. I am partial to high-revving sporty cars that’s slightly β€œout of the norm” to help you understand my biases.

I heard of this specific RX-8 in particular as it was my friend's dad's car that he had owned since new. He bought the car new in Aug 2003 (previously owned a 1979 RX-7 and loved that) and drove it daily for years with my friend in the backseat. I always liked the RX-8 from m

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Why I don't see the Jerami Grant fit working for the Bulls, and an alternative I think is better for cheaper.

With everyone clamoring to trade away Coby or Pat for Grant I really am trying to understand what anyone is seeing here.

1.) Most importantly, he didn't re-sign with the Nuggets because he wanted a bigger role!

He will be the 5th best player on this team behind LaVine/Lonzo/Vooch/DeRozan. He's coming up for an extension and wants to get paid! Are we really about to drop the brinks trunk for the 5th best player on the team?

2.) He isn't great off-ball and isn't a good spot up 3PT shooter which we desperately need. Even in his time with the Nuggets, Denver fans didn't like that he was pretty much non active off-ball but still loved having him for his defensive intensity.

3.) Jerami Grant is a good defender, but is vastly overrated on defense in his current form. He is still good, and I assume would be even better if he wasn't such a ball dominant offensive player for the Pistons, but again he doesn't want to be the 5th option on a team. He left a championship contender in the Nuggets for Detroit of all places because he wanted to be valued as a center piece.

In terms of an alternative id love to have playing for us is: Harrison Barnes. A good 3PT shooter, works off-ball, still good defensively at the 4 and gives spacing for the team. Can get him for way cheaper then Grant, would slot in perfectly into a bench role for us with P.Will coming back, solid defense.

Only thing is, who do we give up for Barnes you ask? You forgot one key factor. Barnes plays for the KINGS. EZ MONEY, FLEECE THE KINGS. PORTLAND 1ST AND TROY BROWN JR WHO SAYS NO.

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An Outcast In Another World (Subtitle: Is 'Insanity' A Racial Trait?) [Fantasy, LitRPG] - Chapter 93 (Book 3 Chapter 21) (Part 1)

Author's Note:

Welcome back, everybody! This chapter ended up being over 9000 words long, so it's getting split up into two updates. Part 2 will be posted on Monday at the usual time.

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Eighty minutes until the teleportation spell was ready.

Rob paced back and forth across an empty street on the outskirts of Elven territory. Orn’tol and Zamira were facing away from him, keeping their watchful eyes on Broadwater’s empty streets. They didn't actually need to be on the lookout, as the Blight’s entry attempts were always heralded by a hideous sound that could be heard from one end of Deserter territory to another, but his pacing was making them nervous. Rob was aware of the effect it was having on them, but found that he couldn’t stop even if he wanted to. Sensory overload was pulling his limbs along like a puppeteer tugging at strings. The half-healed nerves in his arm were tingling, the Corruption within was burning, the sun was beating down on his face, and the anticipation of how the next few hours would play out was wreaking havoc on his mental state.

Something was going to happen. Something always happened.

The Blight tended to make entry attempts just a little away from the Deserters – presumably to give its spawn time to mature – but that left a wide area to cover, and it was unlikely that Rob’s trio would be the first to defend against new incursions. His group was formed for the purpose of responding to entry attempts as they came, which is why it consisted of himself, Zamira, and Orn’tol, three of the highest-Dexterity members in the Deserters. Group B consisted of Keira, Taleya, and a Ranger named Harkin, who were situated on the opposite end of Deserter territory. Both of their groups were positioned to cover as much ground as possible. It was a strategy they'd implemented three days ago, and so far, it had worked like a charm. At least one group was always able to respond to an entry attempt in short order.

But β€˜in short order’ wasn’t β€˜immediately’. Odds were that either some of the Rangers or some of the Fiends would be closer to any given entry attempt, and they couldn’t afford to wait for reinforcements. Not when leaving the Blightspawn to their own devices could result in unchecked mutating and multiplying. As a consequence, Rob had barely arrived in time to prevent casualties from occurring on two occasions now, and that was with his new boost in Dexterity. The way those situations could have played out were weighing on his

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Three year review of my 2019 STI and why I am moving on from the STI

(I am in no way a professional writer or reviewer. Just a regular car owner, so I apologize for mass grammatical errors.)

Photos of said car: https://imgur.com/a/DhhYSPP

 

Let me preface this by saying that this is the 3rd STI I have owned. I’ve had a 2013, 2016 and a 2019. All 3 were bulletproof as far as reliability went. Only oil changes, new tires, brakes and general fluid changes. I never had any mechanical failure, never needed a tow, drove without issue through 2 feet of fresh snow and all 3 treated me well. I purchased my 2019 STI just shy of 3 years ago. Options included the Option Package #3 (recaro seats and keyless access), short throw shifter, carbon fiber trunk trim and the rear cargo package. MSRP was $41,619. This price sort of places it in a weird segment of its own. A 300+ horsepower manual transmission AWD sports sedan with LSD for 41k. There’s really nothing else on the market with the same features. (For those that don’t know the 2019 got a few upgrades over previous models. Horsepower was bumped from 305 to 310, it received a newer ECU, stronger pistons and a shorter 3rd gear for improved acceleration. BUT, it’s clearly evident that this is an aging platform.

 

First off, it’s an STI- let’s talk performance. The car is downright fun and everything I wanted in a sports sedan. This is not without complaints though. Turbo lag is a real issue with the STI but the engine quickly revs and I got used to the lag (I don’t even notice it anymore). The car begs to be driven aggressively and it rewards you every time with a big smile. Is it the fastest car on the road? No. But it’s the most fun I’ve ever had in a daily driver. Driving on an on-ramp in third gear and speeding to highway speeds never gets old, nor does taking a offramp or driving back roads at high speeds- taking me to the next aspect of performance: the handling. Say what you want about the WRX, the STI is a different beast entirely when it comes to cornering and stability. It’s damn near impossible to break the tires loose. It sticks to the road and goes where you point it without fuss. The downside to this is the car has a jarringly stiff ride. You’ll feel every bump in the road and I do mean every bump in the road. There’s a fine line between a sport suspension and a rough ride. The STI definitely is a rough ride. I’ve taken two road trips in the car and both trips were extremely uncomfortable after a few hours. The seats are stiff, the suspension i

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Urban vanlife survival challenge: How to survive catastrophic unexpected engine failure on the road. My experience + tips and tricks from a 3 yr vanlifer

My oldschool sprinter van blew up at 360K. Shoulda changed the injectors preemptively, it was running like 10-20f hotter than usual but I thought it was the fan that I had just replaced. There was no sign of trouble or any issues other than the sometimes slightly higher temperature, until it stumbled at a stoplight. It never stumbles, so I immediately scanned for codes with my scanguage 2, got a misfire. Immediately pulled over, and by that time oil was shooting all over the hood and ground out the dipstick tube, smoking everywhere up with poisonous fumes.

Well, some mean old guy tried calling the cops on me, saying it's private property when I was clearly parked on a public easement, 12" from the side of the road. I pulled the PCV valve off, rode my skateboard to the auto store for some more oil, and when it was shooting oil out of the dipstick tube with the PCV valve removed, I knew the engine was blown. (Should I go park there again, just to prove a point?)

When a PCV valve clogs, it can cause excessive crankcase pressure, which can shoot oil out of places that aren't supposed to shoot oil - because there's nowhere for the pressure to be relieved. Remove the PCV, and the pressure will be relieved, so if it's still shooting out oil, the engine is scewed. Probably blew a hole in a piston from an overfueling injector - common on these oldschool sprinters with a lack of a hacked dealer level scanner for injector smooth running and cylinder contribution tests.

So, I had to think of a plan fast - get closer to my storage locker, on an industrial street far away from schools, that I can push the van along. Found the perfect spot and my van managed to limp there, slowly, agonizingly, nervously, consuming 2 gallons of oil in several miles. I cleaned up the mess right away (Always have lots of paper towels on hand), bagged it up and kept a low profile for the first week. I was now out of a job (Delivery guy) and only had a broken motorcycle across the street in my locker. I cleaned up the carb and got the moto fixed up, reinstalled my wood stove in the van, found some pallets to sledgehammer and burn, and started looking for broken down sprinter vans. Found one in colorado, it had hit a pole, guy said it was in a fender bender and just needs a new radiator. I got there, and the guy doesn't even own the property the van is on, won't give me a ride or any help and is unresponsive, rental cars cost $100 a day so that was outta the option. Ended up riding a push s

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Who and what knows about this pic? :D
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The 2022 Maserati Ghibli - Initial Impressions and Review

I recently drove off the lot with a 2022 Ghibli Modena Q4. I wanted to share my thoughts since it's the best car I've ever driven.

The excellent: the Modena Q4 is the second-highest trim level and it shows. The exterior styling is beautifully curvaceous and the paint is obviously of high quality. There's not a single bad angle. The painted brake calipers offer a great pop of color, too. The first thing you'll notice upon opening the door is the scent of fine leather. It's everywhere, and it feels and looks as good as it smells. The seats are plush and immensly comfortable. The steering wheel is wrapped in wood and leather and is a pleasure to grasp. Closing the soft-close door is an experience unto itself. The door is heavy; the moment it shuts, the outside world fades away entirely. The Ghibli is ridiculously well-insulated and double-paned acoustic glass comes standard. Starting the engine involves momentary distraction since the button is lifted straight from lesser FCA products. Then the engine roars to life. A sensuous growl briefly fills the cabin and you're immediately entranced once again. Hooking up your phone to the Uconnect system is intuitive and Android Auto works perfectly. The UI fills the screen and is easy to use with the touchscreen or rotary knob. Tap your favorite playlist, and the Bowers & Wilkins sound system springs to life, a concert hall all to yourself. Putting the car into gear is easy thanks to a redesigned shift knob. A 360-degree camera is standard and makes parking or navigating tight spaces easy. Shift into drive, select sport mode, and prepare to eat up the miles in comfort. Bursts of acceleration and aural reminders of the Ferrari-tuned engine thundering beneath the hood elicit joy throughout the journey. Opening the windows lets in more of the sound and is the perfect way to cruise on a nice day. The steering is responsive and the Q4 AWD system makes the Ghibli feel surefooted. The 6-piston front and 4-piston rear brakes bring things to a hault extremely quickly. Nothing squeeks and nothing rattles. From a practical standpoint, the trunk is huge and the rear seats fold for even more storage.

The Okay: the rear seat is usable, but relatively cramped for the size of the car. The non-leather surfaces on the dash are soft-touch, but cheap compared to the ridiculously high quality leather next to them. The rear windows should roll down more.

The bad: Some inexcusable parts sharing w

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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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Reevaluating the Detroit Pistons' outlook now that we're midseason.

Here's a link to my offseason breakdown of the Detroit Pistons outlook post-draft.

Jerami Grant, F, 27, under contract for 2 more years at 20 million per

What we've learned: nothing new.

Grant has confirmed his identity as a good scorer and ideal 3rd-4th option on a championship team. It seems more and more likely every day that he get's traded sooner rather than later as there's no legitimate way to project the team being competitive during his current contract.

Saddiq Bey, F, 22, entering the 2nd year of his rookie contract

What we've learned: unclear.

The Pistons and Bey have taken a very aggressive route for his development. His work load has increased significantly with his 2PA doubling and his AST% increasing from 7.6 to 12.6. And it isn't just a matter of more responsibility, Bey is playing more aggressively with his ORBs and STLs seeing a significant uptick. If there was ever a chance that Bey could reach another level this is what he was going to have to do. The results have been as bad as it gets with his 3P% dropping from 38% to 31% and his TS% dropping from 57% to 49%. The concern there is if it turns out that Bey simply can't be that prolific on offense it will mess with his mental and he'll continue to chase the dragon rather than settling back in to a 3 & D role player. It should be noted that with Grant out Bey has strung together 3 nice games in a row (25.7 points on 54/97/43) but he needs to be able to do that when sharing the court with several ball handlers.

Killian Hayes, G, 20, entering the 2nd year of his rookie contract

What we've learned: that the Pistons drafted a bust with the 7th pick in the 2020 draft.

It can't be overstated how bad Killian has been in his brief NBA career. He's at the bottom in the league in every advanced stat and some of his career stats are eye popping. He's only scored more than 14 points once, he's had more scoreless games than double digit games, and per 36 minutes he's scored <10 points per game on 43 TS%. A brief look at his stat line and you might think there would be some positives but on deeper inspection the only positive for the Pistons is that they use him less. Despite being 4th on the team in minutes per game he's 2nd to last in USG%-- which is mind boggling for a guard. His 3P% has slightly increased on low volume but his AST'd% has skyrocketed to over 90% and his T

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Penis slang

Here is all the penis slang I could find, courtesy of the internet

  1. A

  2. Ace in the hole

  3. Acorn Andy

  4. Action Jackson

  5. Adam Halfpint

  6. Admiral Winky

  7. African black snake

  8. Afro man

  9. AIDS baster

  10. AIDS grenade, The

  11. Alabama blacksnake

  12. Albino cave dweller

  13. All-day sucker

  14. Anaconda

  15. Anal impaler

  16. Anal intruder

  17. Anal Spear

  18. Ankle spanker

  19. Apple-headed monster

  20. Ass blaster

  21. Ass pirate

  22. Ass wedge

  23. Astralgod

  24. Auger-headed gut wrench

  25. B

  26. Ba-donk-a-donk

  27. Baby maker

  28. Baby's arm holding an apple

  29. Baby's arm in a boxing glove

  30. Bacon bazooker

  31. Bacon rod

  32. Badboy

  33. Bagpipe

  34. Bald Avenger, The

  35. Bald butler

  36. Bald-headed beauty

  37. Bald-headed giggle stick

  38. Bald-headed hermit

  39. Bald-headed Jesus

  40. Bald-headed yogurt slinger

  41. Baldy-headed spunk-juice dispenser

  42. Ball buddy

  43. Baloney pony

  44. Banana

  45. Bat and balls

  46. Battering ram

  47. Bayonet

  48. Bavarian Beefstick

  49. Beard splitter

  50. Bearded burglar

  51. Beastus maximus

  52. Beaver buster

  53. Beaver Cleaver

  54. Bed snake

  55. Beef baton

  56. Beef bayonet

  57. Beef belt buckle

  58. Beef bugle

  59. Beef bus

  60. Beef missile

  61. Beef soldier

  62. Beef stick

  63. Beefy McManstick

  64. Bell rope

  65. Belly stick

  66. Best leg of three

  67. (Big) Beanpole

  68. Big Dick & the twins

  69. Big Dickus

  70. Big Jake the ene-eyed snake

  71. Big Jim and the Twins

  72. Big Johnson

  73. Big Lebowski

  74. Big number one

  75. Big Mac

  76. Big red

  77. Big rod

  78. Big Uncle

  79. Biggus Dickus

  80. Bilbo Baggins

  81. Bishop, The

  82. Bishop with his nice red hat

  83. Bitch blaster

  84. Bitch stick

  85. Bits and pieces

  86. Blind butler

  87. Blind snake

  88. Blood blunt

  89. Blood slug

  90. Blood sword

  91. Blow pop

  92. Blowtorch

  93. Blue steel

  94. Blue-veined jackhammer

  95. Blue-veined junket pumper

  96. Blue-veined piccolo

  97. Blue-veined puss chucker

  98. Blue-veiner

  99. Blunt

  100. Bob

  101. Bob Dole

  102. Bob Johnson

  103. Bobo

  104. Bone

  105. Bone phone

  106. Bone rollercoaster

  107. Boneless beef

  108. Boneless fish

  109. Boner

  110. Boney cannelloni

  111. Bone-her

  112. Bop gun

  113. Bottle rocket

  114. Bow-legged swamp donkey

  115. Box buster

  116. Boybrush

  117. Bradford and the pair

  118. Bratwurst

  119. Breakfast burrito

  120. Breakfast wood

  121. Broom

  122. Brutus

  123. Bubba

  124. Bulbulous big-knob

  125. Bumtickler

  126. Bush beater

  127. Bush rusher

  128. Bushwhacker

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LSBN News Dump 1/6 - 1/16

Leslie Lingberg Responds to Allegations of Unpaid Labor!

Leslie Lingberg recently sat down with LSBN's Charity Deimos to respond to allegations that he has been using unpaid child labor in his jewel mines, as well as other rumours and accusations that have been circulating in the city regarding the Cerberus investment group.

Watch the Interview now!https://youtu.be/JqeHOLpstSMLSBN Video Exclusive (6m25s)

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**Dean Watson's Fort Z Condo Rumors Disproven (SPONSORED)**By: Jessica Hilton

Rumors and allegations have been swirling on the streets that Dean Watson has purchased Fort Zancudo in order to revitalize the military base and transform it into condos for the people of Los Santos.

LSBN’s Jessica Hilton sat down with Mr. Watson to discuss this rumor. While safe and affordable housing does continue to be a point of great interest to the city's populace, Mr. Watson had just one thing to say:

"Absolutely not."

Mr. Watson emphasized the importance of the Fort to the state of San Andreas and the people of Los Santos, and pointed out that he does not in fact own the property. Further research confirmed that Fort Zancudo is in fact owned by AirX, and is vital to the operations of the company as well as the military.

Sources of this apparent rumor pointed to a Mr. Siz Fulker, although this has not been proven or substantiated as of press time.

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Burger Shot Closed Temporarily

Jan 9, 2022 - In order to provide the best possible service to their customers, Burger Shot plans to be closed for the next few days due to internal restructuring.

Hiring events will be occurring sporadically over the next few days, as Burger Shot works to revitalize their roster. Keep an eye on Twatter if you have dreams of working for one of the biggest businesses in Los Santos!

A Grand Re-Opening will be happening on January 14. General Manager Ursula Leichenberg hopes everyone will look forward to it.

β€œWe’re hoping to show Los Santos the amazing great burger food they’ve come to enjoy, but with a new experience.”

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MDW: Helpful Tool or Dangerous Weapon? By: Joey Valentine

Los Santos has found itself in the midst of an invasion - an invasion of PRIVACY, and NO ONE is safe.

At any given moment, someone ca

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnnaDei
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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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French fries weren’t cooked in France.

They were cooked in Greece.

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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You've been hit by
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mordrathe
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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vegetable-Acadia
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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PsychedeIic_Sheep
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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eoussama
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So 2 trees got arrested in the town I live...

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

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I was almost upset that my coffee tasted like dirt today

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scarf_spheal
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What is the scariest tree?

BamBOO!

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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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My ten-year-old daughter came up with this at dinner tonight: What do you get if put a copy of Macbeth on top of a dictionary?

A play on words.

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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E or ß?
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Which actor drives the least?

Christopher Walken

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What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?

Nothing, he was gladiator.

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Pun intended.
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No spoilers
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Should we create an English word for the 'day after tomorrow'?

Or would that be too forward thinking?

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Covid problems
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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Spi__
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1-year review with my 2004 RX-8!

TL;DR: Bought a 2004 RX-8 Grand Touring in Dec 2020 w/ 80k miles / 130k kms from a friend’s dad for peanuts and promptly spent way too much money on mods and fuel over the course of 14k miles / 20k kms doing road trips, track days, and everything and anything.

The car has been an absolute blast to drive and honestly pretty reliable all things considered. If you want to buy one, check out rx8help.com for a read on what you should know.

If I could re-do it all, I might buy a Series 2 RX-8 R3 and do less mods, or just buy the new GR86 / BRZ. It's definitely been a fun journey with this car though!

Pictures

This is something I’ve been meaning to do (those NSX yearly reviews really inspired me), but u/DarkFire989’s review gave me the kick in the pants to get this started. Here’s my one-year review of my 2004 Mazda RX-8 that I bought in December 2020. I hope by the end of it, you can take away and understand the following:

  • Why I took the leap of faith on this specific car
  • My perspective on rotary / RX-8 maintenance (it really isn’t that bad)
  • The appeal of the car from a tuning and driving perspective
  • Pros / cons and quirks, and comparisons

Going to try to keep it somewhat concise, if you have any more questions on anything by all means ask!

The buying experience

In late 2020, I was in a position to own a car again after deciding that I was going to move out of NYC. Wanted to get into a sports car again (I had an Infiniti G35x daily and NA Miata sports car before) that I could semi-daily (WFH life), and I was pretty flexible budget wise as long as the car was something I would like, a good deal, and generally reliable. I am partial to high-revving sporty cars that’s slightly β€œout of the norm” to help you understand my biases.

I heard of this specific RX-8 in particular as it was my friend's dad's car that he had owned since new. He bought the car new in Aug 2003 (previously owned a 1979 RX-7 and loved that) and drove it daily for years with my friend in the backseat. I always liked the RX-8 from

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItsJustAwso
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One-year review of my 2004 RX-8!

TL;DR: Bought a 2004 RX-8 Grand Touring in Dec 2020 w/ 80k miles / 130k kms from a friend’s dad for peanuts and promptly spent way too much money on mods and fuel over the course of 14k miles / 20k kms doing road trips, track days, and everything and anything.

The car has been an absolute blast to drive and honestly pretty reliable all things considered. If you want to buy one, check out rx8help.com for a read on what you should know.

If I could re-do it all, I might buy a Series 2 RX-8 R3 and do less mods, or just buy the new GR86 / BRZ. It's definitely been a fun journey with this car though!

Pictures

[Summary gallery of my 2021 with this car](https://imgur.com/a/PcsNlyK)

[Photoshoot in its most current spec](https://imgur.com/gallery/7265LA4)

[Night shots with the original body kit](https://imgur.com/gallery/YI3S3Lw)

[Parking garage shot with no aero](https://i.imgur.com/q8EqV11.jpeg)

This is something I’ve been meaning to do (those NSX yearly reviews really inspired me), but u/DarkFire989’s review gave me the kick in the pants to get this started. Here’s my one-year review of my 2004 Mazda RX-8 that I bought in December 2020. I hope by the end of it, you can take away and understand the following:

  • Why I took the leap of faith on this specific car
  • My perspective on rotary / RX-8 maintenance (it really isn’t that bad)
  • The appeal of the car from a tuning and driving perspective
  • Pros / cons and quirks, and comparisons

Going to try to keep it somewhat concise, if you have any more questions on anything by all means ask!

The buying experience

In late 2020, I was in a position to own a car again after deciding that I was going to move out of NYC. Wanted to get into a sports car again (I had an Infiniti G35x daily and NA Miata sports car before) that I could semi-daily (WFH life), and I was pretty flexible budget wise as long as the car was something I would like, a good deal, and generally reliable. I am partial to high-revving sporty cars that’s slightly β€œout of the norm” to help you understand my biases.

I heard of this specific RX-8 in particular as it was my friend's dad's car that he had owned since new. He bought the car new in Aug 2003 (previously owned a 1979 RX-7 and loved that) and drove it daily for years with my friend in the backseat. I always liked the RX-8 from my y

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItsJustAwso
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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/designjeevan
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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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