Tricyclic Puns

A list of puns related to "Tricyclic"

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

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👤︎ u/lolyfe-dc
📅︎ Dec 05 2020
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Why did the tricycle not hang out with the bicycles?

It felt like a third wheel

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Sep 14 2020
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What is the difference between a well dress man sitting on a tricycle and a naked man sitting on a bike?

A TIRE

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👤︎ u/AnonymousKingAndy
📅︎ Jul 23 2019
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Why did the toddler stop when one of the wheels fell off his tricycle?

Because he got two-tired

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👤︎ u/bgulbs3
📅︎ Dec 20 2018
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What is the difference between a businessman on a bike and hobo on a tricycle?

a tire / attire.

(This one was from my 16 year old son. Couldn't be prouder.)

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👤︎ u/JimMcKeeth
📅︎ Jan 16 2015
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

Trike or Treat

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👤︎ u/Ericmc80
📅︎ Oct 30 2017
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Bicycle jokes won't impress you

But a unicycle one wheel.

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👤︎ u/ProCreeper_2000
📅︎ Jun 11 2018
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My dad just looked up from the tv and said this...

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

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He then chuckled and went back to watching the news.

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👤︎ u/DiamondChocobos
📅︎ Jun 10 2014
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How do you ride a bycicle with no hands

You tricycle

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👤︎ u/RobD0gggg
📅︎ Feb 04 2019
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My dad told me this joke when I was 12...

A little kid and his dad were walking past a shop one day when the kid spies a bright red tricycle in the store window. The kid starts to beg his dad for the it, saying that he never wanted anything more than that tricycle and that he would never be bad again. The dad simply asks the kid, "Can your dick touch your ass?". The kid, disarmed, just says "No." to his dad, who responds "Too bad, then." and continues walking.

A few years later, the kid (now a teenager) and his dad were driving past a motorcycle dealership. The kid takes one look at a beautiful Panhead sitting outside and begins begging his dad for the motorcycle. The dad just looks at his kid again and asks, "Can your dick touch your ass?". The kid, who had forgotten the tricycle until then, just responds with "No." His dad just chuckles and says "Too bad, then."

Fast forward another few years, the kid is now an adult coming home from his last year at college to see his folks. The first thing he does when he sees his dad is put on a great, big grin and ask him "Hey Pops! Can I get a Ferrari?". His dad, again, asks him "Can your dick touch your ass?", but this only makes the kid smile even wider. The kid responds with an enthusiastic "You betcha!", beaming right at his dad.

The dad just stares blankly at his son for a little while and tells him:

"Then you can go fuck yourself."

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👤︎ u/Brohanwashere
📅︎ Aug 08 2013
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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

A tire.

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👤︎ u/winnt7
📅︎ Dec 19 2020
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What is the difference between a man in a tuxedo riding a bicycle and a bum on a tricycle?

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👤︎ u/NeGuy1
📅︎ Feb 01 2021
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What's the difference between a poorly dressed monkey on a tricycle and a well-dressed monkey on a bicycle?

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👤︎ u/wolfalberto
📅︎ Dec 02 2019
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What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

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👤︎ u/loucatelli
📅︎ May 06 2020
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What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle ?

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ May 15 2020
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What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on bicycle and a well-dressed man on a tricycle?

Attire.

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👤︎ u/dojowit
📅︎ Jan 23 2020
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What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle

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👤︎ u/smokeacoil
📅︎ Nov 17 2018
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What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Oct 30 2019
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What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire.

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👤︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
📅︎ Jun 09 2019
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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

Attire.

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👤︎ u/-NO_FACE-
📅︎ Mar 16 2019
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What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 17 2019
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What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man in on a bicycle and a nicely dressed man on a tricycle

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👤︎ u/Gaizar1027
📅︎ Apr 22 2019
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What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

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👤︎ u/nuttshaw_
📅︎ Apr 27 2018
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What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire.

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👤︎ u/420_esketit
📅︎ Jul 30 2019
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What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 03 2019
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What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

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👤︎ u/Amphibatron
📅︎ Oct 03 2019
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What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a nicely dressed man on a tricycle?

A tire.

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👤︎ u/iamnotaneffinfanboy
📅︎ Feb 26 2019
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What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

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👤︎ u/secret_satan_666
📅︎ Jun 15 2018
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What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire!

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👤︎ u/RobRoy333
📅︎ Jun 25 2019
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What’s the difference between a sharp dressed fellow on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed one on a tricycle?

A tire.

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👤︎ u/13FoxDan
📅︎ Aug 17 2019
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What’s the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

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👤︎ u/GlobetrottinExplorer
📅︎ Aug 05 2019
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What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

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👤︎ u/Christopher1295
📅︎ May 11 2019
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What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a nicely dressed man on a tricycle?

A tire

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👤︎ u/revsilverspine
📅︎ Jun 22 2019
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What is the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed clown on a tricycle?

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Apr 09 2019
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What’s the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

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👤︎ u/cheeese9
📅︎ May 17 2019
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What’s the difference between a well dressed man on a tricycle and a portly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire.

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👤︎ u/stump2003
📅︎ Nov 01 2018
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What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle, and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

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👤︎ u/KittieCat4
📅︎ Dec 09 2017
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What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a tricycle?

A tire

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👤︎ u/lilyannah
📅︎ Aug 02 2018
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What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

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👤︎ u/nuttshaw_
📅︎ Oct 19 2017
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What’s the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

Attire.

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👤︎ u/RageMonster17
📅︎ Jan 23 2019
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Whats the difference between a well dressed man on a bike vs a scruffy looking man on a tricycle?

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👤︎ u/countrywithcaroline
📅︎ Jun 15 2018
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What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

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👤︎ u/Mr_McMuffins
📅︎ Jul 30 2018
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What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

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👤︎ u/Akiake
📅︎ Sep 02 2016
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What is the difference?

Between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

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👤︎ u/Kdthibs
📅︎ Apr 05 2019
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