What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?
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Why can't bicycles stand upright?
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︎ Feb 17 2021
Just accepted new job at a bicycle factory
Gonna be their spokes person
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︎ Jan 29 2021
Why did bicycle go to bed early? Because it was two-tired
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︎ Jan 17 2021
Whatβs the difference between a man riding a bicycle and a scruffy man riding a tricycle?
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︎ Feb 17 2021
What did the tractor tire say to the bicycle tire?
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︎ Feb 16 2021
I took my bicycle to the bottle shop the other day...
I got a bottle of vodka and put it in the bike's basket. As I was about to leave I thought to myself that if I fell the bottle would break. So I drank all the vodka and then headed home. It turned out to be a really good decision because I fell eleven times on my way home.
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︎ Dec 18 2020
Why did the bicycle go to sleep ?
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︎ Nov 17 2020
Something is Wrong With My Bicycle,
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Why couldnβt the bicycle stand up by itself?
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︎ Nov 17 2020
How does a flower propel a bicycle?
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︎ Nov 02 2020
Why didn't the bicycle want to go anywhere?
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︎ Aug 11 2020
I heard theyβre remaking one of the Lord of the Rings movies, but everyone rides around on bicycles instead of horses.
Theyβre calling it The Two Tires
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︎ Nov 09 2020
My brother has been riding a bicycle since he was 4 years old
Damn he must be very far away by now
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Why did the tricycle not hang out with the bicycles?
It felt like a third wheel
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︎ Sep 14 2020
What the motto of a Boy Scout who got a badge for fixing a bicycle horn?
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︎ Oct 13 2020
Why can't my bicycle go faster than light?
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Whatβs the difference between a guy with formal wear on a bicycle and a guy with casual wear on a unicycle?
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Did you hear how the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
He was dead lifting.
Edit: Wow! Went to bed, went to work, checked this post, and holy hell did it blow up! Thanks for the awards, funny add-one and dad jokes! This sub is awesome!
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What do you call a guy who only rides children's bicycles?
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︎ Jul 29 2020
What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle, and a well dressed man on a bicycle..?
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︎ Jan 25 2021
Why can a bicycle stand on its own?
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What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?
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︎ Dec 05 2020
What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?
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What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?
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︎ Feb 10 2021
What is the difference between a man in a tuxedo riding a bicycle and a bum on a tricycle?
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︎ Feb 01 2021
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle?
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︎ Dec 22 2020
Whatβs the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?
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︎ Aug 25 2020
Whatβs the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?
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︎ Dec 26 2020
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was too tired..
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︎ Nov 23 2020
Whatβs the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a badly dressed man on a bicycle?
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︎ Nov 29 2020
Why did the bicycle fall over?
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︎ Oct 09 2020
Why did the bicycle fall over?
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︎ Nov 30 2020
"Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?"
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︎ Nov 27 2020
Why canβt bicycles stand up by themselves?
Because they are two tired.
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︎ Oct 16 2020
Why did the bicycle fall down?
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︎ Nov 05 2020
Why can't bicycles usually stand on their own?
They're usually two tired
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︎ Oct 26 2020
Why couldn't the bicycle stand on its own?
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︎ Nov 08 2020
Why canβt a bicycle stand up by itself?
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︎ Nov 07 2020
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
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︎ Oct 24 2020
What's the difference between a poorly dressed monkey on a tricycle and a well-dressed monkey on a bicycle?
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︎ Dec 02 2019
Why couldnβt the bicycle stand up?
Because it was two tired.
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︎ May 25 2020
What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?
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︎ May 06 2020
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
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︎ Aug 18 2020
Why couldnβt the bicycle stand up by itself?
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︎ Sep 04 2020
I went to the bottle shop the other day on my bicycle...
bought a bottle of whiskey and put it in the bicycle basket. As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off my bike, the bottle would break.
So I drank all the whiskey and then rode home.
It turned out to be a very good decision, because I fell off the bike seven times on the way home!
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︎ Aug 20 2020
Why cant the bicycle stand on one leg
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︎ Aug 08 2020
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was too tired.
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︎ Jul 27 2020
What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle ?
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