A man was in court against another man who had trespassed on his property while freshly laid asphalt was drying, leaving a footprint.

For some reason, the judge was in favor of the trespasser.

The man slammed his hand down on the table. β€œBut I have concrete proof!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Majikin__
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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My neighbor says I’m trespassing. I’m unsure if I am or not.

I’m on the fence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tdrusk
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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The sign said "No Trespassing"...

... So we went past it in pairs. That was only "dos-passing".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OligarchBrawler
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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The building had a no trespassing sign

So I only walked through it twice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/n0th1ng_r3al
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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The sign said β€œNo Trespassing”

But there were only two of us so it was okay

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πŸ‘€︎ u/seasonedearlobes
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2018
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Trespassing is only illegal in groups of three

Or else it would be unopassing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crojan_horse
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2018
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What does a Frenchman tell an egg that's trespassing on his property?

Get Ε“uf my yard.

Explanation:

Ε’uf if French for egg.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bcmwolverine
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2017
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Why couldn't the number 3 cross the border?

No trespassing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pointyhead19
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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Two friends Bob and Frank are lost in the jungle when they are surrounded by a group of blood thirsty cannibals.

They are surrounded by dozens of the fierce blood thirsty warriors armed with clubs and spears. The leader of the warriors approaches the two friends and informs them they are trespassing on sacred land and unless they can prove they are descendants of the Gods they will be killed and eaten.

Bob and Frank realize they have little choice but agree they will attempt any test to try to save their lives.

The chief warrior brings them a bowl full of angry fire ants and drops one small seed into the bowl. He informs them they must put their lips in the bowl and suck as hard as they can. If they manage to suck up only the seed without sucking up an ant then the tribe would know they must be sent from the Gods.

Bob looks wearily at Frank but knowing they have no other options he puts his lips in the bowl and sucks hard. He immediately gets a mouth full of ants and screams in pain as they bite away at the inside of his mouth. Frank now even more nervous takes his turn and to his dismay also receives a nasty mouthful of the viscous buggers.

The warriors leap to their feet and surround the friends, β€œNow you must die” declares the chieftain. Just as the first spear is raised to Franks throat he screams β€œTria-Gan!” The warriors stop dead in their tracks. β€œWhat did you say” asked the chief. β€œTria-Gan” yelled frank again. Immediately the chief and his warriors turned and fled into the forest.

β€œHoly shit” said Bob β€œWhat did you just say and how did you know it would work?”

β€œWell” said Frank, β€œmy Mother always told me if at first you don’t suck seed try Tria-Gan.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/usernamemispeled
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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Three spanish guys saw a gate

Only two of them crossed...why? On the gate was a sign that said No TRESpassing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StiKer911
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2017
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