Tree Surgeon Puns

A list of puns related to "Tree Surgeon"

A tree surgeon’s girlfriend broke up with him.

He pined fir her fir months.

Knock on wood, they will someday get back together.

(Sorry, this joke wasn’t great... just oak-kay.)

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👤︎ u/ScottyUrb
📅︎ Feb 09 2019
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Did you hear about the tree surgeon who was found to be hiding escaped convicts up trees in his garden?

He was charged with arboring criminals

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👤︎ u/hairyfacedhooman
📅︎ Jul 21 2019
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What did the tree surgeon say after a job well done

Treemendous

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👤︎ u/Haggis29
📅︎ Oct 07 2018
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I love my job as a tree surgeon.

I think it's absolutely tree-mend-ous

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👤︎ u/sportingmagnus
📅︎ Feb 18 2019
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What do you call a tree surgeon

A Branch Manager

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👤︎ u/StrategyFan2347
📅︎ Jul 03 2018
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We're having some tree surgeons take town some trees at our new house...

I asked my dad "When are the tree fellers coming?"

He replied "Monday, but I'm not sure if it'll be tree fellers, there might be four."

He said it with a stone-cold serious tone, whilst poking around on his ipad. The best sort of delivery for that sort of joke.

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👤︎ u/Lympwing2
📅︎ Aug 10 2015
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I always wanted to be a tree surgeon

But I can't stand the sight of sap

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👤︎ u/8979323
📅︎ Dec 05 2016
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