Ok brace yourselves for an absolute travesty of a joke, said during bathtime after water got into my daughter's eyes.
I told my wife:
There's the captain water, and the crewmember water. The captain water says: "All right crewmembers, do you know where you have to go?" The crewmember water replies: "Eye eye, sir!"
This earned me a proper facepalm from my wife which I shall wear proudly as a badge of honor and now share here with you.
If my name was Travis, I would get a tee shirt and put my name across the chest.
It would be a travesty.
Did you hear about the court decision against the tires?
It a wheel travesty.
I walked up to my friend Travis and grabbed his T-shirt. "Know what this is?"
Him: "No..." Me: "A travesty."
My wife almost dropped her phone in her cup of tea tonight.
I said, that would be such a travesty.
