What a travesty
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarthEquus
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2019
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Ok brace yourselves for an absolute travesty of a joke, said during bathtime after water got into my daughter's eyes.

I told my wife:

There's the captain water, and the crewmember water. The captain water says: "All right crewmembers, do you know where you have to go?" The crewmember water replies: "Eye eye, sir!"

This earned me a proper facepalm from my wife which I shall wear proudly as a badge of honor and now share here with you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OiTheRolk
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2020
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If my name was Travis, I would get a tee shirt and put my name across the chest.

It would be a travesty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BoobslikeJagger
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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Did you hear about the court decision against the tires?

It a wheel travesty.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2014
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I walked up to my friend Travis and grabbed his T-shirt. "Know what this is?"

Him: "No..." Me: "A travesty."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ihavespaceballs
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2014
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My wife almost dropped her phone in her cup of tea tonight.

I said, that would be such a travesty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cdheiden
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2016
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