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A truck transporting sulphoric acid fell over on the highway
The resulting traffic jam is currently starting to dissolve.
What directions were given to the spring salad as it was being transported from farm to table?
What is a math teachers favourite mode of transport?
I'm dyslexic and I accidentally boarded the wrong method of public transportation.
If your pet dies while you are transporting them on a plane, do they become Carrion Carry-on?
What is the favorite mode of transportation for accountants?
A master woodworker needed transportation, so he built a motorcycle out of the best lumber in the workshop.
Dad is down at the auto dealership, looking at potential choices. “Cargo space?” he asks.
The salesman says:
“Car no do that. Car go road.”
Your grandparents are planning their funeral arrangements in advance. Grandma wants to be transported in a horse and carriage grandpa wants a Ferrari.
Setting up to be a real race to the finish but I think Grandpa is winning this one.
This morning I saw an animal trailer transporting a few female sheep
I thought they were usually ram packed
Berlin transport company know their memes
What’s the best way to transport a giant foot?
Imagine a form of public transportation where there is no monetary fee but you relive past mistakes for as long as you are a passenger
SpaceX's rocket was designed to be as wide as it could be and still be transported on the roads.
So when the boss wanted to make it larger, they had to elongate it.
What's The Name Of The Dutch Transport Minister?
Collecting puns of fake companies. Here’s a list
So far I’ve got:
Sandwich co (you can’t beat our meat)
IT company (if you’ve got a Trojan we can help)
Laundry service (dont press your luck)
Organic shop (all we do is pot, and pull hoes) or (getting down and dirty with your hoes)
Pet groomers (send your dog to pound town)
Transport and travel [by plane] (we’ll get you high)
Financial planner (saving lives, with your life savings)
Bakery (fresh perky muffins in the front, soft buns in the back)
Coffee shop (Mugging you at every corner)
Still looking for raunchy puns and double entendres for:
A Podcast/ music studio
A Personal chef
A Tour and travel agency
A Health care company
A Record studio
A Game developer
A Copyrighting co
A Tailor
A Garage/bike repair company
A Clothing/hat maker
A Personal trainer
A Truck sharing (moving co)
An Architecture bureau or real estate co
An Illustrator
A Pest control company
A Wedding planner
A Fishing and charter tour company
A Liquor store
Help me out.
Why are trains the best form of transportation?
Because they have a proven track record
Egyptian Council Leader: the public transport in Cairo is terrible.
Egyptian Transport Secretary: We need a new bus
What was the preferred mode of transport for the wizard of Oz?
An unexpected encounter with a body part...
This was surreal.... yesterday I was travelling between Brecon and Merthyr behind an ambulance. Oddly, I noticed a small metal box sitting on the back bumper. When the ambulance turned the corner, the box flew off and landed on the curb. I thought it's time for me to be a good Samaritan so I pulled over and retrieved it. Curious I made the mistake of opening it….there was a human toe packed a bag on ice
After getting over my nausea I thought someone probably really needs this, so I called the hospital and told them what I saw, they said 'yes, the ambulance had arrived minus the box!'. I gave them my location and asked if they were going to send another ambulance to collect it?
The lady replied "No, we'll just send a toe truck......."
My wife during The Transporter: Oh look, it's Jason Stathamscope
A pirate is transported to modern day and stumbles upon a lumber mill while looking for work. When the pirate is asked if he knows how to use any of the tools...
I'm starting a business focused solely on transporting Capra aegagrus hircus. We'll have slings, bags, and more.
It's called Totes My Goats!
(Capra aegagrus hircus is the scientific name for goats)
What do you call a toilet that gets you from point A to point B?
A commode of transportation.
What is a musician's favorite method of transportation?
What's a werewolf's favourite mode of transport?
I bought a Transporter van.
Whenever I drive it I feel like Jason Statham.
Why does it always seem like ambulances take forever to arrive?
Because they're a patient transport.
A large truck transporting wigs and toupees has crashed on a major highway sending its cargo everywhere.
Police are still combing the area.
How do drugsdealers transport there drugs?
What's it called when you're moving to a new place and because of a certain influence over there you change your gender?
What's an equestrian's favorite mode of transportation?
As a dyslexic person who frequently fails to board the proper means of public transportation...
Courtesy of Transport for Greater Manchester. May require minor football knowledge..
I'm trying to get broomstick to be a more popular mode of transport,
But that's just witchful thinking.
What is a dog's favorite mode of transportation?
You may think philosophers are more helpful than archaic forms of transportation,
but I think you're putting Decartes before the horse.
Earlier today a prison transport collided with a cementtruck
The police is now on the look-out for five hardened criminals
transportation related body part puns idea list
Examples
Shoebaru , Subaru
Mitsufeetshi , Mitsubishi
Legsus, lexus
Merceknees bends, Mercedes Benz.
What is a slugs favorite mode of transportation?
What is a vampire's favorite mode of transportation?
If Transformers was about Spanish transportation
Would it be a fight between the autobús and deceptavión?
What do you call 5 cents in a water transport mechanism?
What is the favorite mode of transportation for accountants?
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