Why does the Dalai Lama enjoy Vegas so much?

Because he loves Tibet!

I was sitting in traffic earlier and had my window cracked and a guy pulled up beside me and yelled β€œhey!” So I rolled my window down thinking he needed directions or something and then he hit me with this joke. Best joke I ever heard and exactly what I needed in the moment, couldn’t stop laughing and smiling the whole way home.

With that I decided to share this moment of enlightenment with you all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HandsomestPenis
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Got my wife lasr night on the freeway

There was a certain boy band playing at the Rose Bowl last night. We were driving by and the other side of the freeway had a lot of traffic. She said, "Wow, look at that."

I replied, "Looks like traffic is backed up in One Direction."

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2014
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