I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him fifty bucks that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf.
He said, "No the steaks are too high."
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︎ Apr 01 2021
Got a job at a potato chip factory. On top of salary they said I could pick any flavor chip off the shelf once a month.
They prided themselves in their stock options.
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︎ Mar 04 2021
My wife asked, βHoney, could you reach that dish on the top shelf? Itβs too high for me.β
It was a challenge, but I stepped up to the plate.
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︎ Aug 08 2020
Mom moves expensive cuts of beef into the top shelf.
Dad: The steaks have never been higher.
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︎ Apr 07 2020
I put a new shelf towards the top of my fridge
The steaks have never been higher
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︎ Jun 20 2020
My friend bet me 100$ I wouldn't be able to get the prime cuts of meat from the top shelf.
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︎ Jun 13 2020
I have long shelf in my kitchen where i put the meat at the top. Itβs safe to say...
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︎ Jan 30 2020
I went to the camping supply store and was going to buy a tent but the pegs were on the top shelf...
The stakes were too high.
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︎ Dec 19 2019
I work at a grocery store and I accidentally dropped one of the eight cases of soda I was supposed to stock on the top shelf
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︎ Aug 07 2019
I wanted to buy a book on Albert Einstein's theories but it was on the top shelf...
It's information that's way over my head...
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︎ Mar 10 2019
I inshtalled my shelf wrong and it fell on top of me, breaking my jaw. Now I shound weird.
I guesh I only have myshelf to blame.
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︎ May 02 2018
I think the final paragraph of my essay is on the top shelf
...but I don't want to jump to conclusionsο»Ώ.
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︎ Mar 06 2019
The Trader Joe's Marketing Dept is setting the bar high. They really are top shelf, and the food's not bad either.
imgur.com/iZqfimZ
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︎ Apr 26 2018
I saw a worker stacking shelves at Costco complaining, because the top shelf was broken and he couldn't keep it up...
I think he had a wrecked aisle dysfunction...
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︎ Oct 13 2017
Our butcher shop just flooded. We had to move all of the meat to the top shelf...
...and the steaks have never been higher.
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︎ Apr 20 2016
I was getting a rabbit trap off the top shelf in my garage when it fell on my head.
It got caught in my hair.
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︎ Sep 14 2016
Today my mom opened the pantry and a box of cereal fell off the top shelf and hit her head.
Dad (sitting at the kitchen table) "GASP A CEREAL KILLER!!"
I died.
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︎ Mar 06 2016
My coworker tried to grab a heavy bag off the top shelf with one hand.
I told him he shouldn't do things half-grasped.
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︎ Nov 20 2016
The beef is on the top shelf
I put the beef on the top shelf but I'm worried it may fall off...I'm good at catching but the steaks are pretty high
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︎ Oct 10 2016
I bet a butcher $20 that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf...
He said "Sorry man. The steaks are too high."
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︎ Dec 13 2019
I bet my butcher he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf. He said he wasn't going to bet with me.
He told me the steaks were too high.
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︎ Sep 09 2019
I bet a butcher that he couldnβt reach the meat on the top shelf
He refused, because the steaks were too high.
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︎ Mar 09 2020
I bet my butcher he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf. He said he wasn't going to bet with me.
He told me the steaks were too high.
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︎ Sep 12 2019
Someone bet me Β£1000 that I couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf
I told them that I couldn't take the bet, the steaks were too high.
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︎ Apr 16 2017
I bet my local butcher $500 that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf.
He replied, "No way man, the steaks are too high!"
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︎ Nov 26 2014
I complained at my supermarket today, I couldn't reach some meat on the top shelf.
I told then the steaks were too high.
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︎ Apr 30 2015
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