I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him fifty bucks that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf.

He said, "No the steaks are too high."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2021
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Got a job at a potato chip factory. On top of salary they said I could pick any flavor chip off the shelf once a month.

They prided themselves in their stock options.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cross2085
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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My wife asked, β€œHoney, could you reach that dish on the top shelf? It’s too high for me.”

It was a challenge, but I stepped up to the plate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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Mom moves expensive cuts of beef into the top shelf.

Dad: The steaks have never been higher.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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I put a new shelf towards the top of my fridge

The steaks have never been higher

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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My friend bet me 100$ I wouldn't be able to get the prime cuts of meat from the top shelf.

The steaks are high.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ultim8umly
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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I have long shelf in my kitchen where i put the meat at the top. It’s safe to say...

The steaks are high.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_improviser
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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I went to the camping supply store and was going to buy a tent but the pegs were on the top shelf...

The stakes were too high.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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I work at a grocery store and I accidentally dropped one of the eight cases of soda I was supposed to stock on the top shelf

At least I got 7up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ohitsgoin
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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I wanted to buy a book on Albert Einstein's theories but it was on the top shelf...

It's information that's way over my head...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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I inshtalled my shelf wrong and it fell on top of me, breaking my jaw. Now I shound weird.

I guesh I only have myshelf to blame.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordOfSun55
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2018
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I think the final paragraph of my essay is on the top shelf

...but I don't want to jump to conclusionsο»Ώ.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScottyUrb
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
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The Trader Joe's Marketing Dept is setting the bar high. They really are top shelf, and the food's not bad either. imgur.com/iZqfimZ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/athei-nerd
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2018
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I saw a worker stacking shelves at Costco complaining, because the top shelf was broken and he couldn't keep it up...

I think he had a wrecked aisle dysfunction...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2017
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Our butcher shop just flooded. We had to move all of the meat to the top shelf...

...and the steaks have never been higher.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paper-tigers
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2016
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I was getting a rabbit trap off the top shelf in my garage when it fell on my head.

It got caught in my hair.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/googie1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2016
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Today my mom opened the pantry and a box of cereal fell off the top shelf and hit her head.

Dad (sitting at the kitchen table) "GASP A CEREAL KILLER!!"

I died.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FreshTacoquiqua
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2016
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My coworker tried to grab a heavy bag off the top shelf with one hand.

I told him he shouldn't do things half-grasped.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ooie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2016
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The beef is on the top shelf

I put the beef on the top shelf but I'm worried it may fall off...I'm good at catching but the steaks are pretty high

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cleverley1986
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2016
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I bet a butcher $20 that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf...

He said "Sorry man. The steaks are too high."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FrickekingFricker
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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I bet my butcher he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf. He said he wasn't going to bet with me.

He told me the steaks were too high.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShastaBeast87
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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I bet a butcher that he couldn’t reach the meat on the top shelf

He refused, because the steaks were too high.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Annonomon
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2020
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I bet my butcher he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf. He said he wasn't going to bet with me.

He told me the steaks were too high.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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Someone bet me Β£1000 that I couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf

I told them that I couldn't take the bet, the steaks were too high.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goatsodomizer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2017
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I bet my local butcher $500 that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf.

He replied, "No way man, the steaks are too high!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZangeonS
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2014
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I complained at my supermarket today, I couldn't reach some meat on the top shelf.

I told then the steaks were too high.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bfreak
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2015
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