My dad's toothache got so bad

he finally called the dentist at tooth-hurty this afternoon

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👤︎ u/geewizzliz
📅︎ Sep 12 2020
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Know what's twice as bad as a toothache?

A fourth ache!

Told my daughter this one earlier.

"REALLY DAD?!"

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👤︎ u/breakone9r
📅︎ Jan 26 2020
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My dad called the dentist about a toothache..

"I need to book an appointment asap, its about an ongoing toothache"

"Thats fine sir, the earliest we have is at 11 am Tuesday if thats ok with you?"

Dad- "Are you sure you heard me correctly? I said toothache, I need the appropriate time slot for that type of appointment,"

"What do you mean sir? What would be your preferred time and I can see if there's an availability"

Dad- "Two-thirty"

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👤︎ u/AdamRouse
📅︎ May 31 2014
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I complained to my dentist that it felt like I had a toothache.

He told me it was all in my head.

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📅︎ Jan 07 2015
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I'm coming home late tonight...

Mom: Why?

Dad: I have a toothache, I'm going to the dentist.

Mom: Okay. What time is the appointment?

Dad: Tooth hurty.

Mom: ... Wow.

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📅︎ Aug 12 2015
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