Toilet Humor?

My family was watching a movie, and I came into the room a couple minutes later. I accidently said "Where should I shit?", because everyone had a seat already. Within a second my mom said, "The toilet, of course.

Kinda cheating but moms are funny, too...

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📅︎ Oct 01 2013
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From my 9 year old son: Dad, what hand do you wipe your bum with? Me: My right hand......

Response: EEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR, I use toilet paper.

Well played, boy.

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📅︎ Apr 28 2021
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Got to hear this one during the drive home

Dad: "This morning was really great; it was an orchestra."

Me: "What do you mean by that?"

Dad: "I had two movements."

Brother: sigh

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📅︎ May 13 2014
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