A list of puns related to "Toilet Humor"
My family was watching a movie, and I came into the room a couple minutes later. I accidently said "Where should I shit?", because everyone had a seat already. Within a second my mom said, "The toilet, of course.
Kinda cheating but moms are funny, too...
Response: EEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR, I use toilet paper.
Well played, boy.
Dad: "This morning was really great; it was an orchestra."
Me: "What do you mean by that?"
Dad: "I had two movements."
Brother: sigh
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