I don’t always make Titanic jokes

But when I do, I use them to break the ice

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dakotasan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2022
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What do the movies β€œThe Titanic” and β€œThe Sixth Sense” have in common?

Icy dead people

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_wolfgrrl_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2022
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my grandfather knew the Titanic was going to sink and kept yelling for everyone to get off

he got kicked out of the theater that day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/One_Lake5517
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2022
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Can you imagine everyone's terror when the night watchman yelled out "iceberg, dead ahead!" on the Titanic?

Must have been a sinking feeling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ducksflytogether
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2022
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The band on Titanic looked at each other and said..

We're syncing!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/futility_belt
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2022
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Laura was having trouble with her phone so she named it titanic

Now it syncs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WorriedOrchid
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2022
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I renamed my iPhone "The Titanic"

Now, when I plug it in, it informs me: β€œThe Titanic is syncing.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2022
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What is the Titanic's most hated vegetable?

Iceberg Lettuce

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2022
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Eric Cartman titan. I feel like this is only for a certain demographic. Thankfully it's the most common one on reddit.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Something-ology
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2022
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My wife asked me to name two structures that hold water

Well damn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_thatwaseasy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2022
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Titanic facts.

Nearly 110 years since Titanic sunk, ROV operators were surprised to find the pool was still full of water.

The movies Titanic and Sixth Sense share uncanny similarities..... I see Dead people.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/orcamarine
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2022
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What sinks better than the titanic?

All of them, the titanic was a ship, not a sink

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotHunterU
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2022
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So I named my phone Titanic

Now whenever I use Bluetooth it says that Titanic is syncing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Odinovic
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2021
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Why is the Titanic bad at starting conversations?

It doesn’t have any good ice breakers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ravenhiss
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2021
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Did you hear about the Titanic?

It did the Unsinkable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Boring-Pea993
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2021
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When I meet new people, I like to talk about the Titanic

It makes a great icebreaker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/callmefinny
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2021
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In the Attack on Titan spanish dub Mikasa is actually 2 people.

Mikasa es su casa.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/duplicitist
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2021
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My grandfather was on the Titanic and as far as I know, he still is!!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2021
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The Titanic was suposed to be indestructible

Let that sink in for a while...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pppopochad69
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2021
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Mayo on the Titanic?

Most people don’t know that back in 1912, Kraft mayo was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York.

This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost.

The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day.

The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, of course, as Sinko de Mayo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/curvychick37
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2021
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Why did Jack and Rose fall in love on the Titanic?

Because they were totally in sink with each other.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GraemMcduff
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2021
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What do you get when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic?

Halfway

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DMurf17
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2021
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Welcome to my home Attack on Titan fans!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dercian
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2021
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Did you notice that the Titanic known as Facebook was down for most of today including Instagram, WhatsApp, and Oculus?

I heard it hit a Zuckerberg.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mylzb
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2021
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My grandpa saw the titanic sinking. He even warned everyone that it would sink but nobody listened.

Later, he was kicked out of the cinema.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flaky_Active9876
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2021
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Last night, i went really deep into the titanic conspiracy theories on how it could've sunk..

but that was just the tip of the iceberg!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eX0ticart
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2021
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What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?

I nominate all of your passengers for the ice bucket challenge.

Joke provided by my 13 y/o daughter

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2021
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TITANIC!

Sorry, that was a bad icebreaker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/n_original
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2021
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When the titanic sank , the captain exclaimed:

Ship happens

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoLiferBg
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2021
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How does Mike Tyson think the unthinkable?

With an itheburg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thedemocracyof
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2021
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With the recent discovery of Ernest Shackleton's ship The Endurance at the bottom of the ocean

... searchers were amazed to find that the pool was still full.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cloudy_Moose
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2022
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I asked a friend if they had seen Titanic

They said, "No, it sank."

(True story)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PlotTwizted
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2021
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Imagine The Titanic with a lisp.

It's unthinkable.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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What is the similarity between Titanic and Sixth sense?

Icy dead people

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lokishhhake
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2022
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How are the movies Titanic and The Sixth Sense alike?

Icy dead people

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrIiams
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2021
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Why are The Sixth Sense and Titanic the same?

Icy dead people.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WallaceMacGregor
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2021
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What do Titanic and Sixth Sense have in common?

Icy dead people

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SmokyJuanKinobe
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2021
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What does Titanic & The Sixth Sense have in common?

Icy dead people.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fitzydrivesamitzy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2021
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What do the movie the Titanic and the Sixth sense have in common?

Icy dear people

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frozenfreddy7443
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2021
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What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?

About half way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gnome00
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2021
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Mayo on the Titanic?

Most people don’t know that back in 1912, Kraft mayo was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York.

This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost.

The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day.

The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, of course, as Sinko de Mayo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/curvychick37
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2021
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[OC] What do The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?

Icy dead people.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leicabawse
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2021
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What do the endings of The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?

Icy dead people

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bentnotbroken96
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2021
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What do Titanic and The Sixth Sense have in common?

Icy dead people.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HiFiGuy197
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2021
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What do The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?

Icy dead people.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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Did you know the pool on the titanic

Still has water in it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jasonwinters
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2021
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What do the movies Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?

Icy Dead People!

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πŸ“…︎ May 14 2021
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