I just had two paws for a moment
“Well son” I replied “it’s a long story”
I replied, 'of course it's thick. Envelopes and pieces of paper do not tend to have a very high IQ'.
It's amid section.
... They thought it was more of a "roughie"
The judge is bound to give me a tough sentence
Me: Well, it’s ......a long story.
Ahh. I get it. It’s a viscous cycle.
Now that is bold.
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It’s a long story.
You seakelp
“It’s long story,” replies the father.
For doing a pour job.
Patients effected by this claim it's super callused fragile lips that smell like halitosis
...he tells the owner and bartender that he’s a surgeon down at the hospital and he just wants to forget about everything for awhile.
Dick knows just the thing. He quickly whips up a thick, exotic beverage and places it in front of the worn out doctor. He takes one sip and his eyes light up. “What IS that?” “That’s my signature almond daiquiri”, Dick tells him. The surgeon tells him it’s delicious, pays his bill and comes back the next day and the next day at the same time for the same thing: An almond daiquiri.
Before long, like clockwork, Dick is able to have it ready for him just before he comes in. But, one day as he is preparing the drink, he realizes that he’s run out of almonds! With no time to lose, he quickly substitutes the almonds with hickory nuts and sets the beverage on the bar.
The surgeon pops in, takes a big gulp, and immediately spits it all over the bar. He looks at the bartender and says, “That’s not an almond daiquiri, Dick!” And Dick says, “No, it’s a hickory daiquiri, Doc!”.
I just don't put a lot of stock in soup.
He's such a smoothie talker.
“Santa: you’ve been around since the 4th century, seen alphabets and languages rise and fall. Do you have a favorite letter?”
Claus thinks about it, scratches his thick white beard and says: “A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z”
“Well Santa, I just asked for one. What does that mean?”
“And I gave you one! My favorite letter of the alphabet is the most Christmasy one out there! No-L!”
I guess the steaks are high.
Me: i’d say it’ll be gigan-thick!
I thought, "That's bold."
I fought the lawn, and the lawn won.
I'm absolutely gutted...we've been through thick and thin
Pi * Z * Z * A
Boss: What?
Man: Yes, I’m calling in Sikh.
Gandhi, by the time he died, he was a very thin and elderly man who had walked almost everywhere he went barefoot causing thick pads on the bottom of his feet. He was also an extremely wise man who many considered a seer, and he ate ethnic Indian cuisine causing bad breath........Turns out he was a super fragile calloused mystic hexed by halitosis.
And my arms for being by my side for all these years.
Rick O'Shae
"Not on the thin eyes." The surgeon said.
She must have called in thick
Halfway through the show, the music stops and Bono stands middle stage clapping his hands every few seconds. "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies" Without missing a beat, from somewhere in the front of the crowd a man bellows out in a thick Irish accent: "Well stop fucking doing it ya evil bastard!"
Dad : It's a long story
From r/Technicallythetruth
I told him It's a long story
Dad: it’s a long story.
Well, it's a long story...
