Themself Puns

The shovel, it was really digging it.

It was a blessing in disguise.

he's transparent

It'll feel better when it stops hurting.

To get to the... *other side.*

So, I asked my 18 brothers and sisters what our parents did — and they didn't know either!

Disappointing.

"Hey, did you see my checkbook?"

"No. Maybe you should CHECK for it. Haha, get it?"

The man stood silent for a moment, then turned around and left the room. He never spoke to him again.

I forgot but I swear Inuit earlier.

So we all know that 7 ate 9 but do you know why?

>!Because they were supposed to eat 3 ² meals a day!!<

Of course 1 wanted revenge for their friends unjust demise and so ate 7.

>!He deamed himself Even after that!<

Four was trying to get in with these “cool kids”

>!But they were just 2²!<

0 really bought themself a new belt.

>!8 was really proud!!<

While the addition and multiplication signs always saw the glass as half full

>!The negative and division sign were always negative!!<

249 and 250 got into a fight…

>!251!!<

well...they make so much dough

For example I hate it when engineer students call themself engineers like you don't hear med students calling themself doctors or art students calling themself unemployed.

They're so full of themself

They make themself a snack!

Because in every man there is a little part of themself that is prostate.

For example I hate it when engineer students call themself engineers like you don't hear med students calling themself doctors or art students calling themself the next hitler