20 Hilarious The World's End Puns

How do you kiss someone at the end of the world?

On the apocalypse.

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👤︎ u/dysmmfz1

📅︎ Jan 05 2021

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My son cried when he lost his first girlfriend. I told him don't worry its not the end of the world

Just yours.

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👤︎ u/diceblue

📅︎ Sep 30 2020

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A bloke on a tractor just drove past and shouted “the end of the world is nigh”

I think it was farmer geddon

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👤︎ u/TakenByKangAndKodos

📅︎ Mar 21 2020

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A guy in a tracker just drive past me yelling "the end of the world is nigh!"

Must be Farmer Geddon

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👤︎ u/MrWulf360

📅︎ Mar 20 2020

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Scientists have determined exactly what will spell the end of the world

D.

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👤︎ u/el_gregorio

📅︎ Dec 26 2019

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My end of the world prediction is pretty far away.

I wouldn't bet on it though. Hindsight's 2080.

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👤︎ u/JohnnyZillion

📅︎ Feb 10 2020

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My flat-earther friend decided to walk to the end of the world to prove it is flat.

In the end, he came around.

(originally r/jokes)

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👤︎ u/Plane_Garbage

📅︎ Oct 26 2019

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People talk about the apocalypse like it’s the end of the world.

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👤︎ u/freebird003

📅︎ Oct 26 2018

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I believe if we had a race around the world, it should end in Europe...

Toward the Finnish line

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👤︎ u/BiggiePhats

📅︎ Jan 30 2019

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Its the end of the world... v.redd.it/5dg8z49i67p11

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👤︎ u/Jethroong

📅︎ Sep 29 2018

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Hearing loss isn't the end of the world...

but a string of words in sign-language is a deaf sentence.

Edit: please don't thank me, just pay it forward.

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👤︎ u/someauthor

📅︎ Nov 17 2017

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What’s the best part about sleeping at the end of the world as we know it?

R.E.M.

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👤︎ u/thedoctor107653

📅︎ Aug 02 2018

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Proof that the world is NOT going to end in 2012. imgur.com/dLOlg

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👤︎ u/the_howling_fantods

📅︎ Apr 27 2012

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What beverage does someone stock up on when they think the world is going to end?

Dr Prepper

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👤︎ u/MuchoTornado

📅︎ Dec 10 2017

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After the Hawaii scare, people are making end of the world jokes.

Like there is no tomorrow.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Jan 18 2018

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My dad sent me this text last night after Kolten Wong was picked off to end Game 4 of the World Series

"The picked off Cardinal base runner was in the Wong place at the Wong time."

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👤︎ u/acooper1995

📅︎ Oct 28 2013

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A bloke on a tractor has just driven past me yelling "the end of the world nigh!"

I think it was Farmer Geddon.

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👤︎ u/simplyGagi

📅︎ Mar 19 2020

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You know, my flat-earther friend tried to walk to the end of the world to prove its flat.

In the end, he came around.

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👤︎ u/RiotYeah

📅︎ Aug 20 2018

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My flat-earther friend decided to walk to the end of the world to prove it is flat.

In the end, he came around.

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👤︎ u/simplyGagi

📅︎ Oct 27 2019

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A bloke on a tractor has just driven passed me shouting, "The end of the world is nigh."

I think it was Farmer Geddon!

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👤︎ u/hirsty19784

📅︎ Aug 28 2019

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