A list of puns related to "The Princess And The Queen"
They couldn’t stand that she’d married a commentator
My kids wanted to camp in the back yard. My wife set the tent up while I was at work and expected me to sleep outside with them. I had to work the next morning. My wife was going to camp with them instead.
For reference, I call my daughter my princess and me and my wife have a queen size bed.
Daughter:(trying to talk me into camping with them)If you don't sleep outside you won't get to snuggle with your princess! Me: it's ok, I'll have a queen all to myself. Wife:groan
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