A list of puns related to "The Pill"
He was taking them for Hispanic attacks
Because a body in Motrin stays in Motrin.
Drove back slowly so I don't wake the sleeping pills up
0mg
anti-depressants
It's an equal Adderall triangle.
Donβt ask me-ow.
I recently spent $46,500 on a young registered Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow. I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth.
Anyhow, I had the Vet come and have a look at him. He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day. The bull started to service the cows within two days, all my cows! He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows! He's like a machine!
I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him ...but they kind of taste like peppermint.
You put it in your shoe and it makes you limp.
Iβll call them pre dick a-mints
I said but the box says enough for 2 weeks?
The dr said.. thatβs right.
Patients effected by this claim it's super callused fragile lips that smell like halitosis
The Doctor only gave him 4!...
She said she didn't remember.
I asked her if it was around tooth hurty!
She got mad and hit me in the arm and stopped talking to me for a while.
Totally worth it.
You'll have nothing to gain.
So they gave me a taste of my own medicine
Mr. Sandman
It was placeboeing.
You put it in his shoe and it makes him limp.
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