The Philosopher's Stone Puns

A list of puns related to "The Philosopher's Stone"

I taught my kid to speed read today. He read Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone in 3 hours!

I know its only 6 words.. but its a start!

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👤︎ u/joshua_you-ng
📅︎ Sep 22 2020
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I taught my kid speed reading and I’m proud to say that he managed to finish “Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone” in an hour and a half.

I know it’s only six words, but it’s a start.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Sep 29 2018
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Shamelessly stolen from mock the week

Look said Harry: "Wittgenstein's having a spliff - the philosopher's stoned!"

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👤︎ u/bootcamptim
📅︎ Sep 02 2020
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I am teaching my kid speed reading and I’m proud to say that he managed to finish “Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone” in an hour and a half.

I know it’s only six words, but it’s a start.

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👤︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
📅︎ Nov 26 2019
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