There is a very ancient tale of a legendary swordsman who almost saved the princess and the kingdom.

Scholars today define it as a near myth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jester57
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2023
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What's the most valuable thing in the Animal kingdom?

An Eel on Musk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/argonfvr
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2022
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In which country does the United Kingdom transform when it starts to pour?

UKrain

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DutchBlob
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2022
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Why are exotic dancers always designated drivers in the animal kingdom?

They show fur.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boyuber
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2022
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If the father of a prince is being anxious for his kingdom....

....would be be paniking....?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boringsapien
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2022
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Why was the clownfish banished from Dolphin Kingdom?

He served no porpoise anymore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chasethesoundguy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2021
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Who are at the bottom of the animal kingdom?

Dirty pheasants

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kablaaw
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2021
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I found the mushroom kingdom.

I am TOADally content now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpartanT8472
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2021
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The worst spellers in the animal kingdom are Pterodactyls and Gnats.

It may be a bad joke but at least it’s PG

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AceBalistic
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2021
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Currently in the process of uniting a kingdom
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AyalaST
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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What do you call the kings and queens of the beverage kingdom?

The Royaltea

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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And Jesus said "come forth and win the kingdom of heaven!"

But I came 5th and won a teapot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiger7971
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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What does the ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom do when she wants to make a hard copy of the monologue she will deliver at her inauguration?

She prints-a-speech.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fnnythe3hd
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2016
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What’s the largest superlative of the animal kingdom?

Elephantastic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HallaienHelge
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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Are beavers the best builders in the animal kingdom?

Dam right they are.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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A king sat on his throne in his beautiful kingdom. Before him were three glasses set on a table. The first two are filled with water, but the third one is empty. What is the name of the king?

Phillip the 3rd

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πŸ‘€︎ u/some-tortel
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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What's the difference between the United States and United Kingdom

One word

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ALizardKing
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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Why does the dolphin kingdom never go to war?

Because it would defeat the porpoise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_Eat_Comma_Dogs
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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I’m the animal kingdom, it’s considered a heinous crime for a malaria-infected mosquito to bite.

The insect police force was tracking one of these malaria-mosquitos, when the mosquito fled to a farm. First, she tried to hide in the house, until the farmer chased her away with a newspaper. She tried to hide in the barn with the horses, but the barn cat took a few swipes at the mosquito, and chased it from the barn.

Finally, the mosquito set eyes on sheep in the pasture.she decided all that thick wool would be the perfect place to hide from the insect police force.

The police force arrived shortly after. They first went to the house. No mosquito. They searched the horses. No mosquito. Finally, they got to the pasture with the sheep. After searching and searching, they could not find where the mosquito had hidden.

The mosquito was on the lamb.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DreadfullyBIzzy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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Where In the animal kingdom do you go to get stuff opened?

Crow-bars

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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News channels when Boris Johnson visits the Queen of the United Kingdom...

Queen receives BJ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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Who is the most religious animal in the animal kingdom?

The mantis, because they are always praying.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2019
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Giraffes have something that no other animals in the animal kingdom have. Do you know what that is?

Baby Giraffes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gambotron
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2018
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If the Animal Kingdom was a dictatorship, why would a cow be named ruler?

Because cows have udder control.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cobbywriter
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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Look, Simba. Everything the little fluffy bits touch is our kingdom.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/0xFFF1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2015
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Where do they put you when you're arrested in the Chocolate Kingdom?

Behind Fudge Bars

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SopwithStrutter
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2018
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Whats the most sexually active animal in the animal kingdom?

a rhino because its horny

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flickrfrog
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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Of the entire animal kingdom, I'd have to say my favorite

Is steak... medium with just a little pink inside. With a salad is nice too. And potato with butter. Mmmm... love those steaks, roaming wild on the Savannah.

Sorry. Got distracted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2018
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WWE decided to stop John Cena pay-per-view events in the United Kingdom.

Because when John Cena visits UK, EU can't see him.

Ba dum tss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebadconsultant
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2016
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How did the wise king of the cats bring peace to his warring kingdom?

He said: "Me-oww. You-oww. We-oww... NoMoOwe"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marlinspike
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2017
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My house is my kingdom. I always have the final word.

right honey?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KokishinNeko
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2016
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What do you call the kings and queens of the coffee kingdom?

The Royaltea

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