A list of puns related to "The Kingdom"
Scholars today define it as a near myth.
An Eel on Musk
UKrain
They show fur.
....would be be paniking....?
He served no porpoise anymore.
Dirty pheasants
I am TOADally content now
It may be a bad joke but at least itβs PG
The Royaltea
But I came 5th and won a teapot.
She prints-a-speech.
Elephantastic
Dam right they are.
Phillip the 3rd
One word
Because it would defeat the porpoise.
The insect police force was tracking one of these malaria-mosquitos, when the mosquito fled to a farm. First, she tried to hide in the house, until the farmer chased her away with a newspaper. She tried to hide in the barn with the horses, but the barn cat took a few swipes at the mosquito, and chased it from the barn.
Finally, the mosquito set eyes on sheep in the pasture.she decided all that thick wool would be the perfect place to hide from the insect police force.
The police force arrived shortly after. They first went to the house. No mosquito. They searched the horses. No mosquito. Finally, they got to the pasture with the sheep. After searching and searching, they could not find where the mosquito had hidden.
The mosquito was on the lamb.
Crow-bars
Queen receives BJ
The mantis, because they are always praying.
Baby Giraffes.
Because cows have udder control.
Behind Fudge Bars
a rhino because its horny
Is steak... medium with just a little pink inside. With a salad is nice too. And potato with butter. Mmmm... love those steaks, roaming wild on the Savannah.
Sorry. Got distracted.
Because when John Cena visits UK, EU can't see him.
Ba dum tss
He said: "Me-oww. You-oww. We-oww... NoMoOwe"
right honey?
The Royaltea
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