Which is the astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard?
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︎ Mar 31 2021
The key to losing weight is patience
So take your time and wait.
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︎ Mar 30 2021
Where do the keys on a keyboard go to have a good time
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︎ Jan 15 2021
The monster took all the keys off my keyboard.
Now I'm out of control and there's no escape.
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︎ Mar 03 2021
To the person who stole my Microsoft Office key.
Im gonna find you. You have my word.
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︎ Feb 14 2021
No key and The Bandit.
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︎ Feb 07 2021
The detective thought he found the key to solving the baker mystery.
Turns out it was just a bread herring.
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︎ Feb 17 2021
The key to falling asleep quickly is to sleep at the edge of the bed.
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︎ Feb 03 2021
A slice of key line pie in Jamaica is 2.75, while a slice in the Bahamas is 3.50.
Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean
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︎ Jan 26 2021
I've removed all the black keys from my piano
Hopefully I'll C Major improvement!
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︎ Nov 09 2020
Why did President Xi Jinping order the caplock keys to be removed from all Chinas computers?
Because he was afraid of Capitalism!
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︎ Jan 17 2021
Did you know the Allen key was named after the guy who invented it.
His name was Sir Anthony Key
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︎ Jan 12 2021
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︎ Nov 21 2020
What did the 46th president say while taking the White House keys from the 45th on his way out?
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︎ Jan 20 2021
Where did the keys on a computer keyboard went to celebrate new years eve
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︎ Jan 01 2021
Do you know what is the favorite key of the astronauts?
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︎ Nov 15 2020
The key to a great Thanksgiving dinner is...
The tur-KEY.
Also, the key to a fun visit to the zoo is the mon-key.
And the key to a great science fiction movies is a Woo-key.
To ensure the maximum amount of eye-rolls, casually drop these into the conversation several minutes apart.
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︎ Nov 26 2020
Just got my new keyboard. Looks like the keys are taking things quite literally.
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︎ Jun 05 2020
I don't like music in the key of E minor
It gives me a case of the E G B Gs
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︎ Aug 12 2020
I love pressing the F5 key.
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︎ Apr 01 2020
Do you know the four keys to success?
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︎ Sep 02 2020
Finding a woman sobbing because she had locked her keys in the car, a passing soldier assures her that he can help.
/r/Jokes/comments/hrlc58/โฆ
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︎ Jul 15 2020
I needed to get my locks changed, but all the locksmiths were closed... I thought they were key workers?
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︎ Apr 25 2020
I think I am addicted to the F1 key.
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︎ Apr 13 2020
Did you hear about the keyboard that lost it's Period Key?
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︎ Aug 06 2020
The key to staying warm is lots of layers
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︎ Jan 22 2020
As an orchestra conductor, I could tell when the entire violin section missed the key with no sharps or flats...
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︎ Jul 27 2020
I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...
But others will say nomster
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︎ Jun 07 2020
I checked into a motel and the clerk told me I had the second room on the second floor. He picked up the key to hand to me, but hesitated and took it back.
I said, โWell? 2B or not 2B?โ
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︎ Apr 17 2020
Who got the keys to ma...
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︎ Dec 15 2019
Why did the Left Ctrl key leave the keyboard?
He couldn't stand the Alt Right beside his Window.
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︎ Mar 09 2020
What key on the keyboard is truly out of this world?
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︎ May 26 2020
I switched the I and O keys on my brother's laptop to confuse him and mess his typing up.
I know, I know, I'm a horrible person, but my brother would say I'm a hirroble persin.
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︎ Mar 11 2020
This was just fed to us, and our minds the key ingredients.
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︎ Jan 23 2020
Which key on the keyboard does Lewis Hamilton like to press the most ?
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︎ Apr 24 2020
Ive just bought a wooden car. Itโs got a wooden engine, wooden doors, wooden wheels, wooden seats, put the wooden key in the wooden ignition. Thereโs just one problem...
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︎ Jan 09 2020
I went into work early today and switched as many of the m and n keys as I couldโve.
Some might call me a monster, others a nomster
Edit: credit: u/Mr_PoodlePants. My b, forgot about this.
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︎ Oct 25 2019
Communication is the key
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︎ Nov 23 2019
The spread of coronavirus is based on two key factors:
- How dense the population is
- How dense the population is
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︎ Apr 26 2020
Not a big fan of piercings is the key takeaway
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︎ Nov 04 2019
My uncle invested in a company that made the Enter-key for computer keyboards...
He made a fortune in Returns...
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︎ Jan 04 2020
I found the key to immortality
Just never leave your living room.
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︎ Feb 03 2020
A man lost his keys in the supermarket, so when he returned to his car, he just rubbed his ass against it
He was wearing khaki trousers
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︎ Aug 19 2019
Key Lime pie, $2/slice in Jamaica, $1.50/slice in the Bahamas
These are the Pie Rates of the Caribbean
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︎ Feb 23 2020
I hate the key E minor.
It gives me the E-B-G-Bs.
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