Which is the astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard?
The key to losing weight is patience
So take your time and wait.
Where do the keys on a keyboard go to have a good time
The monster took all the keys off my keyboard.
Now I'm out of control and there's no escape.
To the person who stole my Microsoft Office key.
Im gonna find you. You have my word.
The detective thought he found the key to solving the baker mystery.
Turns out it was just a bread herring.
The key to falling asleep quickly is to sleep at the edge of the bed.
A slice of key line pie in Jamaica is 2.75, while a slice in the Bahamas is 3.50.
Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean
I've removed all the black keys from my piano
Hopefully I'll C Major improvement!
Why did President Xi Jinping order the caplock keys to be removed from all Chinas computers?
Because he was afraid of Capitalism!
Did you know the Allen key was named after the guy who invented it.
His name was Sir Anthony Key
What did the 46th president say while taking the White House keys from the 45th on his way out?
Where did the keys on a computer keyboard went to celebrate new years eve
Do you know what is the favorite key of the astronauts?
The key to a great Thanksgiving dinner is...
The tur-KEY.
Also, the key to a fun visit to the zoo is the mon-key.
And the key to a great science fiction movies is a Woo-key.
To ensure the maximum amount of eye-rolls, casually drop these into the conversation several minutes apart.
Just got my new keyboard. Looks like the keys are taking things quite literally.
I don't like music in the key of E minor
It gives me a case of the E G B Gs
I love pressing the F5 key.
Do you know the four keys to success?
Finding a woman sobbing because she had locked her keys in the car, a passing soldier assures her that he can help.
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I needed to get my locks changed, but all the locksmiths were closed... I thought they were key workers?
I think I am addicted to the F1 key.
Did you hear about the keyboard that lost it's Period Key?
The key to staying warm is lots of layers
As an orchestra conductor, I could tell when the entire violin section missed the key with no sharps or flats...
I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...
But others will say nomster
I checked into a motel and the clerk told me I had the second room on the second floor. He picked up the key to hand to me, but hesitated and took it back.
I said, “Well? 2B or not 2B?”
Who got the keys to ma...
Why did the Left Ctrl key leave the keyboard?
He couldn't stand the Alt Right beside his Window.
What key on the keyboard is truly out of this world?
I switched the I and O keys on my brother's laptop to confuse him and mess his typing up.
I know, I know, I'm a horrible person, but my brother would say I'm a hirroble persin.
This was just fed to us, and our minds the key ingredients.
Which key on the keyboard does Lewis Hamilton like to press the most ?
Ive just bought a wooden car. It’s got a wooden engine, wooden doors, wooden wheels, wooden seats, put the wooden key in the wooden ignition. There’s just one problem...
I went into work early today and switched as many of the m and n keys as I could’ve.
Some might call me a monster, others a nomster
Edit: credit: u/Mr_PoodlePants. My b, forgot about this.
The spread of coronavirus is based on two key factors:
- How dense the population is
- How dense the population is
Not a big fan of piercings is the key takeaway
My uncle invested in a company that made the Enter-key for computer keyboards...
He made a fortune in Returns...
I found the key to immortality
Just never leave your living room.
A man lost his keys in the supermarket, so when he returned to his car, he just rubbed his ass against it
He was wearing khaki trousers
(People from the UK will get this) What key opens every door?
Key Lime pie, $2/slice in Jamaica, $1.50/slice in the Bahamas
These are the Pie Rates of the Caribbean
I hate the key E minor.
It gives me the E-B-G-Bs.
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