The Joker Puns

A list of puns related to "The Joker"

Why did The Joker have to sleep with his lights on?

Because he was afraid of the Dark Knight.

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My 9yr old son just told me this ðŸĪŠ

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ðŸ‘Ī︎ u/pagameba
📅︎ Jul 28 2020
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Did you hear that they're replacing two letters of the alphabet? Instead of T, you have to say "Clowns". Instead of V, you need to say "Jokers". I refuse to use them, but I was singing the alphabet when they changed them, so I have a problem...

Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with U.

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ðŸ‘Ī︎ u/wolfyfancylads
📅︎ Dec 06 2020
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We all have heard about Joker. The Clown Prince of Crime.

But have you heard about his father who was Joking.

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ðŸ‘Ī︎ u/abvazir
📅︎ Dec 22 2020
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What do you call the joker if he got a flu?

pSICKopath

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ðŸ‘Ī︎ u/saif000000
📅︎ Dec 14 2020
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Where does The Joker get his hair done?

Arkham Hairstylum

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ðŸ‘Ī︎ u/joeChump
📅︎ Nov 09 2020
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How do we know the Joker likes soap operas?

Because some men just want to watch the world turn.

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ðŸ‘Ī︎ u/CognitiveNerd1701
📅︎ Oct 15 2020
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I don't think the main character in the new Joker movie was very serious.

In fact, I think he may have been Joaquin.

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ðŸ‘Ī︎ u/HamCCC
📅︎ Jun 01 2020
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What does the Joker say after he lied about which city is he from and people believed him?

HA! Got em.

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ðŸ‘Ī︎ u/Ashnakag3019
📅︎ Jun 05 2020
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Where did the Joker keep his financial information?

In his Ledger

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ðŸ‘Ī︎ u/Anthonybrose
📅︎ Dec 01 2019
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The new "Joker" movie is rated R for Strong bloody violence, language, disturbing behavior and brief sexual images"..

I guess you could say that the "Joker" without an R is just a joke.

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ðŸ‘Ī︎ u/grmnlad
📅︎ Oct 15 2019
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Not a dad joke, just wanted to let the dad-jokers of the world that the US government has your backs

https://twitter.com/ultimateshtpstr/status/1117149591273521152?s=21

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ðŸ‘Ī︎ u/OfficialNambia
📅︎ Apr 13 2019
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Where did the Joker keep track of all his candy bars? In his Heath ledger.
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ðŸ‘Ī︎ u/ishouldjustdienow
📅︎ Feb 26 2019
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The new Joker movie missed a big opportunity

Instead of being called the Joker, it could have been Joaquin Phoenix as the Joaqer.

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ðŸ‘Ī︎ u/TheBigGinge
📅︎ Apr 04 2019
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What does a Russian Harley Quinn call the Joker?

Putin

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ðŸ‘Ī︎ u/TREXADRON
📅︎ Jun 26 2018
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What did people call batman and Robin after the joker smashed them with a giant fly swatter?

Flatman and Ribbon.

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ðŸ‘Ī︎ u/neloc1
📅︎ Mar 06 2019
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What does the Joker use to keep track of his chocolate toffee bar expenses?

Heath Ledger

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ðŸ‘Ī︎ u/richrawl
📅︎ Dec 27 2017
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The reason I'm a Joker is that I'm not very comfortable in a Suit.
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ðŸ‘Ī︎ u/timotab
📅︎ Feb 19 2018
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The Joker was a dad too
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ðŸ‘Ī︎ u/goldfappe
📅︎ Nov 14 2013
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Is Michael Giacchino the greatest Star Trek Dad Joker in the world?

He must have it in his Genes.

But seriously check out his Star Trek track listings. The guy loves a good pun.

Star Trek

  1. Star Trek

  2. Nailin' The Kelvin

  3. Labor Of Love

  4. Hella Bar Talk

  5. Enterprising Young Men

  6. Nero Sighted

  7. Nice To Meld You

  8. Run And Shoot Offense

  9. Does It Still McFly?

  10. Nero Death Experience

  11. Nero Fiddles, Narada Burns

  12. Back From Black

  13. That New Car Smell

  14. To Boldly Go

  15. End Credits

Star Trek Into Darkness

  1. Logos / Pranking The Natives

  2. Spock Drops, Kirk Jumps

  3. Sub Prime Directive

  4. London Calling

  5. Meld-Merized

  6. The Kronos Wartet

  7. Brigadoom

  8. Ship To Ship

  9. Earthbound And Down

  10. Warp Core Values

  11. Buying The Space Farm

  12. The San Fran Hustle

  13. Kirk Enterprises

  14. Star Trek Main Theme

Star Trek Beyond

  1. Logo and Prosper

  2. Thank Your Lucky Star Date

  3. Night on the Yorktown

  4. The Dance of the Nebula

  5. A Swarm Reception

  6. Hitting the Saucer a Little Hard

  7. Jaylah Damage

  8. In Artifacts as in Life

  9. Franklin, My Dear

  10. A Lesson in Vulcan Mineralogy

  11. MotorCycles of Relief

  12. Mocking Jaylah

  13. Crash Decisions

  14. Krall-y Krall-y Oxen Free

  15. Shutdown Happens

  16. Cater-Krall in Zero G

  17. Par-tay for the Course

  18. Star Trek Main Theme

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ðŸ‘Ī︎ u/thegeneral400
📅︎ Jan 26 2018
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Not sure how many Pro Wrestling fans on here but, Jerry 'The King' Lawler is a pro dad joker.

One of my all time favorites he made on air, I can't really remember the exact context as to why he said this but he said "I wear orthopedic shoes, so I stand corrected" One of many examples.

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ðŸ‘Ī︎ u/SethIdol
📅︎ Feb 13 2014
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Did you hear about the dad-joker that died in a house fire?

Really the only thing that burned was the clock, but it was the second-hand smoke that killed him.

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ðŸ‘Ī︎ u/jakeinator21
📅︎ Nov 12 2014
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I teach the child of a classic dad-joker.

A student I teach came up to me yesterday and told me her dad always says a certain joke at home.

Me: Oh yeah? How does it go?

Her: First you have to tell me your hungry.

Me: Sorry. I'm not Hungry. I'm Mr. Ridicuhsweet. But it's nice to meet you!

Glad I could extend her dad's humour to the classroom.

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ðŸ‘Ī︎ u/ridicuhsweet
📅︎ Nov 07 2014
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My mom is the resident dad joker.

Every time my dad and I ask her to "give us a hand" with something, she just starts clapping. She thinks it's hysterical every time.

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ðŸ‘Ī︎ u/rocknrollnerd3
📅︎ Dec 28 2013
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Uncle was the joker growing up.

Gave me hundreds. Really remember this gem the best. He asks: How far can you walk into the woods? Me: as much as you want? He: No. Halfway. The other half is walking out. Followed by him walking away saying damn this boy is stupid. Better get him a helmet! (He was an engineer and I outscored him and his friends on a company IQ test at 12 so he joked).

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ðŸ‘Ī︎ u/changedit
📅︎ Feb 02 2014
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