If the island of Maui gets too much more rain...
It'll become the Isn'tland of Maui.
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︎ Mar 12 2021
Did yβall know there no canaryβs in the Canary Islands? The Virgin Islands are the same!
There arenβt any canaryβs there either.
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︎ Feb 16 2021
Why did the Pirate's Island have to quarantine?
Because their 'Arrr' number was too high...
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︎ Dec 20 2020
Nauru is the most obese country in the world, followed by the Cook Islands.
Does that mean that the Cook Islands have a fat chance of catching up?
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︎ Jan 23 2021
In 30 min, the Christmas Island and Samoa will welcome the new year.
For them, hindsight is 2020
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︎ Dec 31 2020
Whats the name of a crime series filmed on a sunny japanese island?
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︎ Nov 22 2020
What island in Thailand has the most sick people?
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︎ Dec 07 2020
Apple Pie is a ridiculous $5 a slice in the U.S., but only $1 in Jamaica, the Bahamas, & the Virgin Islands
Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean
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︎ Nov 11 2020
Did you know that there are no canaries in the Canary Islands? And the same thing applies to the Virgin Islands;
There are no canaries there either.
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︎ Nov 09 2019
Why is the letter T like an island?
Because they are both in the middle of waTer
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︎ Oct 21 2020
Islands in the stream.
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︎ Jul 04 2020
Tell me something about the British islands. No hurry.
No rush at all. Isle Wight.
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︎ Jun 26 2020
Two rich dudes were hanging out in a bar. One said to the other, "Hey, you wanna come to my square island?"
The other responded "Four shore!"
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︎ May 01 2020
A tough one found on the Punderland home on Balboa Island. (Answer in comments)
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︎ Dec 25 2019
I told the doctor I was worried I was turning into an Italian island...
He said βdonβt be Sicily!β
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︎ Feb 05 2020
Did you hear about the measuring stick that was king of an island?
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︎ Apr 27 2020
The best thing about being on a deserted island with a pair of twins?
Starting fires are easy since each of them will always have a match!
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︎ Jan 27 2020
My Friend is going to a fancy dress party and said he's going to dress up as a small island off the coast of italy...
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︎ Dec 18 2019
Did your hear about the professors that went to an island resort to discuss research paper titles?
It was a topical vacation
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︎ Apr 12 2020
Did you know Caesar had a ranch on the thousand islands in north America?
I don't know why he called it a ranch they only grew lettuce.
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︎ Feb 05 2020
What was the largest island in the world before Greenland was discovered?
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︎ Oct 31 2018
Someone asked me if I could tell them what you would call someone who's from the Island north of Sardinia
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︎ Mar 20 2019
What is the coldest island?
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︎ Jul 16 2019
Did you hear about the ship carrying red and blue paint that crashed onto an island?
The sailors were marooned
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︎ Jul 14 2019
TIL that Cards Against Humanity joked that they could buy an island with the money they donate to charity, so they bought an island in Maine to preserve wildlife. They named it βHawaii 2β because βitβs on the Maine land.β
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︎ Sep 16 2018
Fishing on an inland lake on an island this weekend with my daughter. This island generates lots of power via wind turbines. Anyway, We are on the lake and it gets rough and REALLY windy. Pretend to get mad and yell at the power station...
"Turn off the damn fans, I'm trying to fish over here and you are creating too much wind"...
groans ensue.....
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︎ Jul 03 2019
I left home for medical school down in the caribbean. My dad said if I ever get lonely, I'll always have someone to talk to on the island, and he gave me this.
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︎ Sep 18 2013
A slice of apple pie in Jamaica is only $2.50 while it's $3 in the Cayman Islands.
These are the pie rates of the Carribbean
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︎ Feb 12 2019
Did you hear about the guy who got lost sailing from Marin County to Catalina Island?
He left his chart in San Francisco.
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︎ Nov 28 2018
I've always wanted a narrow land bridge between Hampshire and an island off the south coast of England.
I'm dreaming of a Wight Isthmus.
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︎ Nov 08 2018
Did you know that a Chicken & Mushroom Pie costs Β£2.40 in Anguilla, but only Β£1.95 in the Cayman Islands.
Those are the Pie-Rates of the Caribbean
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︎ Dec 01 2017
When calm, why is it bad to visit cafes on an island in the South Pacific Ocean?
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︎ Oct 25 2018
My friend was going on holiday to the Greek Island of Rhodes
I told him to watch out for the cars.
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︎ Mar 05 2018
My wife and I went to a beautiful island in the Caribbean.
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Jamaica?
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No. She wanted to go.
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︎ Aug 13 2017
If you ever get stranded on a desert island, light a bonfire on the beach
Trust me, it's a shore fire way to get attention
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︎ Oct 01 2017
What did the hurricane say to the island?
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︎ Oct 30 2017
Why is an island like the letter T?
because itβs in the middle of water
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︎ Feb 22 2020
What does an island and the letter T have in common
They both are in the middle of water
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︎ Jan 26 2020
TIL: there are no canaries on the Canary Islands. The Virgin Islands are the same..
There are no canaries there either.
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︎ Nov 18 2019
Me and my friend were going to a costume party. He told me he was coming as a small island off the coast of Italy
I said donβt be Sicilly
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︎ Mar 19 2020
Did you know thereβs no canaries on the Canary Islands?
Same with the Virgin Islands. Thereβs no canaries there either.
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︎ Aug 14 2019
You know how the Canary islands is a misnomer, since there's no canaries? It's the same with the Virgin Islands
There's no canaries there either
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︎ May 05 2019
Did you know that on the Canary Islands there is not one Canary !!!!
Also on the Virgin Islands - same thing - not one canary there either
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︎ Sep 03 2019
My friend said to me he wanted to become a small island off the coast of Italy
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︎ Mar 10 2019
Did you know that there isn't a single canary on the Canary Islands?
... And on the Virgin Isles? Same thing. Not one canary there either.
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︎ Jan 18 2019
A man came up to me and said he was going to dress up as an island of the coast of Italy...
...I said "don't be Sicily"
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︎ Dec 14 2018
What was the biggest island on earth before Greenland was discovered?
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︎ Oct 07 2016
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