why did the Invisible Man write a tell-all book about his life
He wanted full transparency
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︎ Jan 29 2023
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn't see himself doing it.
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︎ Feb 11 2023
The CIA is rolling out new disguises that make their spies invisible.
The enemies saw right through them.
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︎ Feb 18 2023
A doctor was examining a patient when a nurse burst in and said, βDoctor, the Invisible Man is waiting for you in the waiting room.β
The doctor replied, βThatβs a good place to wait. Tell him I canβt see him now.β
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︎ Jan 16 2023
The Invisible Man is a great public speaker.
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︎ Jan 16 2023
I was at the store today, and was surprised to find they had a shelf full of invisible insects
The sign said "clearance".
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︎ Feb 04 2023
What does the invisible man do to insult his coworkers
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︎ Nov 20 2022
My wife told me that she got a call from the Invisible Man, and he wanted to visited us.
So I said, "Tell him I can't see him."
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︎ Nov 30 2022
At the hospital, I saw the guy who drank invisible ink. He was very angry and was yelling, screaming and breaking things.
Apparently, the staff didn't see that one coming.
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︎ Dec 28 2022
An open letter to my supportive wife: ever since I turned invisible it's been very apparent that you still love me. You've driven me to all the doctor appts, helped me talk to the baffled scientists and given me emotional support...
... everyone can see that you're behind me, 100%
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︎ Nov 16 2022
How attractive are the kids of an invisible man and invisible woman?
They are really nothing to look at
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︎ Nov 27 2022
Did I ever tell you the one about the invisible sheep?
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︎ Sep 16 2022
The invisible man went to the Doctorβs, and asked the Receptionist for an appointment.
βIβm sorry, but we canβt see you todayβ.
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︎ Aug 07 2022
Did you hear on the news an invisible man ambushed two people
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︎ Jun 23 2022
Went to the hospital after accidentally drinking invisible ink
It took forever before the doctor could see me
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︎ Jan 17 2022
The Invisible Man went to visit a doctor without making an appointment.
The doctor said,I'm sorry but I can't see you right now!
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︎ May 07 2022
I went to the hospital at the weekend as I accidentally drunk some invisible ink.
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︎ Feb 21 2022
What happens when you take a photo of The Invisible Man?
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︎ Feb 10 2022
What language does the invisible man speak?
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︎ Mar 29 2022
Do you know where in a hospital the invisible man can't hide?
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︎ Jun 08 2019
What traffic sign does the Invisible Man always obey?
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︎ Jan 25 2022
Why does the Invisible Man refuse ambulances?
Because heβs not allowed in the ICU!
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︎ Sep 21 2021
Iβm sitting in the hospital emergency room after drinking invisible inkβ¦
waiting for someone to see me
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︎ Dec 10 2021
What's the invisible man's least favorite fruit?
Pear. He always diss-a-pear
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︎ May 21 2021
Did you hear that the invisible cat has been proven a hoax?
It was fake meows all along
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︎ Sep 22 2021
Did you hear that the invisible man had a new job offer the other day? He turned it down!
Apparently, he couldn't see himself doing it...
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︎ Jun 30 2021
What does the invisible man have in the middle of his face?
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︎ Sep 27 2020
The Invisible Man didn't get the job
The interviewer said he couldn't see him in that position
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︎ Jun 28 2021
Doctor, doctor, there's an invisible man in the waiting room.
Well tell him that I can't see him.
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︎ Feb 20 2023
why did the Invisible man turn down the job?
He couldn't see himself doing it
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︎ Feb 10 2023
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
Because he couldn't see himself doing it
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︎ Oct 18 2022
Nurse: Doctor, there's an invisible man waiting to see you in the waiting room.
Doctor: Tell him I can't see him right now. Who's next?
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︎ Aug 27 2022
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldnβt see himself doing it
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︎ Jun 01 2022
the invisible man went to the hospital
Doctor said he couldn't see him right now
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︎ Apr 08 2022
Doctor there's an invisible man in the waiting room
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︎ Jun 22 2022
Why is the Invisible Man such a bad liar ?
You can see right through him.
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︎ May 23 2022
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He simply couldn't see himself doing it.
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︎ Feb 11 2022
Why did the invisible man turn down the job interview?
He couldnβt see himself doing it.
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︎ Oct 17 2021
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn't see himself doing it!
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︎ Mar 26 2022
The Invisible Man married an invisible woman.
The kids were nothing to look at either.
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︎ Jul 11 2021
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn't see himself doing it!
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︎ May 08 2021
The invisible man and the invisible woman got married!
Don't get too excited, their kids were nothing to look at.
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︎ Nov 26 2021
The invisible man applied for a job, got an offer and turned it down.
He just couldn't see himself doing it.
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︎ Oct 13 2021
The Invisible Man and The Invisible Woman got married.
Their kids arenβt anything to look at.
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︎ Jul 30 2020
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer?
He couldnβt see himself doing it.
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︎ Aug 31 2021
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He just couldn't see himself doing it.
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︎ May 22 2021
The nurse tells the doctor: "There's an invisible man in the waiting room."
The doctor replies: "Tell him I can't see him now."
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︎ Feb 04 2021
The Invisible Man married an invisible woman.
The kids were nothing to look at either.
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︎ Jan 11 2021
Why couldn't the invisible man get a job?
He just couldn't see himself doing it.
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